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xmas blues.


Frank.

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Well what I used to do when I was alone at christmaswas get on some home alone swaggerthough I doubt you will actually be burgled, so just order chinese or somethingthen hose down your stepswait for man to come up them with your order then slip and LOL as he rolls aroud in agony with a slipped discthen you can ring up a plumber and tell him your upstairs sink is blocked (of course he will charge you double cuz its christmas but it will be worth it)when he walks up the stairs, BAM. Dulux paint tin to the skull, then put a scorpion on his forehead or something

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