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So I'm Japan now right, (LOL Y U POSTIN ON VIP M8 U SHOULD BE OUTSIDE AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY LOL) and I went to this Brazilian restaurant called Tucano's and lawdy lawd was is shower time.

They come round with massive slabs of meat on skewers, pork, 3 types of steak, chicken wrapped in bacon the works, then dessert buffet typa ting.

To top it all off it was someones birthday so they played like spanish music and these two absolutely fist bitingly weng chicks came out in like, barely there carival gear, massive tits, massive arse, gyrating all over the place, coaxing people (Myself included) to come and dance on stage with them

I can't even describe the level this one birds body was on, you all know I'm never one to sing the praises of the female figure on here, which has caused many to assume im gay, but im telling you NOW as confirmation of my heterosexuality that this wench was off the f*ck*ng hook

Will up bad quality iphone pics tomorrow, i wanted to slap all her lumps SHET

Anyway is there anywhere in London where they do this sh*t? If not then they should, pretend it's my f*ck*ng birthday every f*ck*ng week f*ck f*ck f*ck

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Yeah there is, inside the O2 Greenwich...Ive been there once..its alright still, i forgot the name of it though.

edit. not sure bout chicks dancing in there tho..brazil carni was just on..so guess that was the reason they had it.

You went @ a good time..lol.

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Guest Esquilax

Nah, I'm joking, that sounds like fun.

For real this time.

Swear man got bullied out of his owl sig

[Chandler] Could you BE any more of a pussyole?[/Chandler]

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Guest Cerny

my favourite restuarant is exactly the same but its in Prague, called Ambiente.

whats the place in the o2? is it a bump?

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Guest Esquilax

my favourite restuarant is exactly the same but its in Prague, called Ambiente.

whats the place in the o2? is it a bump?

nah it's pretty good tbh

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Guest WAVESURFER

Nah, I'm joking, that sounds like fun.

For real this time.

Swear man got bullied out of his owl sig

[Chandler] Could you BE any more of a pussyole?[/Chandler]

E-bullying is no joke, Eskimodevilmix.

You would cry too, if it happened toooo you.

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Guest Flat Eric

you think im reading that?

remember when you told me to read your blog and i said it was good

well i didnt really read it. how does that make you feel bro

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I didn't really like tht restaurant in o2. Way too much meat an the accomplimants weren't all tht.

are u gay mate

too much meat lmfao

i swear shes a girl

:lol:

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I didn't really like tht restaurant in o2. Way too much meat an the accomplimants weren't all tht.

are u gay mate

too much meat lmfao

c/s

lol @ eating accomplishments (carbs) they're only there to fill you up more quickly so you eat less meat

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