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snog kaygee

marry rips

avoid liz

marry rips in ur pastor ashimilowo chopper suit and crocodile dundee footwear innit :lol:

pussyhole

ol' cuboid head having

baptismal suit rocking

aunty did my shape up sporting

non p*ssy receiving

failure of an internet user name

only thing flat on u eric is the tip of you iceberg looking dome, and the points on ur snake skin crep (alligator on friday nights, i'l llow you)

you cheesy looking guy you, any quaver

:o :o :o

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lol at my boat being damaged when ur Amistad looking shipment looks like it passed through the Bermuda triangle

lol at made up lies, only fantasies where u are concerned are your comments in the love and life threads, talking about condoms like the last you saw or touched wasnt in PSHE, smh

all the birth control you need is your hexagon of a head shape

you melenated sugar puff monster looking bum crease

brudda we have seen you bussing your family heirloom of a suit, with the quaver'esque facial expressions and special bus hand gestures to accessorize

we have seen your king edward potatoe of a head and general consensus is that you are a well rounded fail

we know you dont press girl, just save us all the embarrassment and allow posting in topics concerning the opposite sex, its enough to make me celibate you unwanted son of a sunday school preacher

There are too many quotables. sh*t what happened?

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Guest Flat Eric

i will read your post, live my life and keep it moving.fact is i know i aint ugly, not to sound bigheaded but that is definetly not me

you read mine, look in the mirror..and deep down know what i am saying is true

like really

be honest has a guy ever told you youre beautiful??

even on here, can anyone say that if kurious didnt have assets you would beat and not get the worst MoC of your life??

i think ill stop there, ive never been one for essays

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