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On top of being a top joker, this guy's dad is a true font of wisdom. Aged enlightenment >>>

"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it f*cked you."

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

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Good, not as good as Fireland though.

'Whenever I watch porn, I can't help but think how that hamster is somebody's daughter. Or son. It's hard to tell. OMG am I a gay??'

'I should probably be embarrassed that a paraplegic girl beat me up so bad but it was actually kind of hot.'

'Your wife LITERALLY exploded with rage? Um yeah did you know that "literally" means—oh god, oh my god what happened in here'

'Superman wears a cape and underwear and everyone's all "yay" but I do it and you're like "don't ever touch my son again"?'

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Good, not as good as Fireland though.

'Whenever I watch porn, I can't help but think how that hamster is somebody's daughter. Or son. It's hard to tell. OMG am I a gay??'

'I should probably be embarrassed that a paraplegic girl beat me up so bad but it was actually kind of hot.'

'Your wife LITERALLY exploded with rage? Um yeah did you know that "literally" means—oh god, oh my god what happened in here'

'Superman wears a cape and underwear and everyone's all "yay" but I do it and you're like "don't ever touch my son again"?'

All of them were totally sh*t. Except the last one.

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Good, not as good as Fireland though.

'Whenever I watch porn, I can't help but think how that hamster is somebody's daughter. Or son. It's hard to tell. OMG am I a gay??'

'I should probably be embarrassed that a paraplegic girl beat me up so bad but it was actually kind of hot.'

'Your wife LITERALLY exploded with rage? Um yeah did you know that "literally" means—oh god, oh my god what happened in here'

'Superman wears a cape and underwear and everyone's all "yay" but I do it and you're like "don't ever touch my son again"?'

All of them were totally sh*t. Except the last one.

Back to shitmydadsays...

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On top of being a top joker, this guy's dad is a true font of wisdom. Aged enlightenment >>>

"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it f*cked you."

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

Whoa.

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