You know you're ___when....

[JLovely]

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[Bardissimo]

you know you're a nerd when you're close to reading 1000 pages of manga in 1 sitting

[djbmc]

My hand gets cleaned, then cleans me, i don't see how that makes me unhygienic, although granted this place is full of ppl that avoid tap water and apparently keep their toothbrushes in airtight, nuke-proof cabinets 60 miles below sea level to prevent germ contamination. so i feel arguin with some of you will be an uphill struggle.

[Risky]

im not.

Oh i thought thats what u all meant, what is it then?

EXHIBIT A

OMG!!! I always wondered what these f*ck*ng things were!!!

lol @ me thinking this was a standard thing for white ppl too........

lol @ using anything else to wash urself

[JLovely]

My hand gets cleaned, then cleans me, i don't see how that makes me unhygienic, although granted this place is full of ppl that avoid tap water and apparently keep their toothbrushes in airtight, nuke-proof cabinets 60 miles below sea level to prevent germ contamination. so i feel arguin with some of you will be an uphill struggle.

Lol

Bt honestly ur hand will nt exfoliate ur body. U muss have a lot of deadskin on u.

[Angelo]

Currently having to use a f*ck*ng teatowel in the shower coz I poured bleach all over the sponge and I'm too shook to use it in case I self michael jackson. Have to buy another one tomorrow.

[Guest Lemons]

My hand gets cleaned, then cleans me, i don't see how that makes me unhygienic, although granted this place is full of ppl that avoid tap water and apparently keep their toothbrushes in airtight, nuke-proof cabinets 60 miles below sea level to prevent germ contamination. so i feel arguin with some of you will be an uphill struggle.

Big fat white C/S

[A Bit Better]

We're not saying your hand is dirty, we're saying that it cannot remove the dead skin and deep seated dirt that's built up over the day. You need something rougher that can dislodge small dirt particles. The same way you wouldn't wash your plates with just your hands and say they're clean.

Please tell me you wouldn't do that.

[Guest Lemons]

We're not saying your hand is dirty, we're saying that it cannot remove the dead skin and deep seated dirt that's built up over the day. You need something rougher that can dislodge small dirt particles. The same way you wouldn't wash your plates with just your hands and say they're clean.

Please tell me you wouldn't do that.

TBH

[Escapist]

We're not saying your hand is dirty, we're saying that it cannot remove the dead skin and deep seated dirt that's built up over the day. You need something rougher that can dislodge small dirt particles. The same way you wouldn't wash your plates with just your hands and say they're clean.

Please tell me you wouldn't do that.

i only wash my face in the shower every morning. ive never exfoliated or moisturised or anything to my face and ive never had a problem with spots.

[BLACK VICTIM]

that is f*ck*ng grime mate washing with your hands hahaa some caveman ting

all crouching down letting your fingerprints exfoliate you, no lather until you scrub your pubes using your nails to dig your skin and dig your bum out ( i feel sick)

c/s smaddy rag is all i need, i like callin it flannel to boy off the family tho they hate that

[KayGee]

We're not saying your hand is dirty, we're saying that it cannot remove the dead skin and deep seated dirt that's built up over the day. You need something rougher that can dislodge small dirt particles. The same way you wouldn't wash your plates with just your hands and say they're clean.

Please tell me you wouldn't do that.

i only wash my face in the shower every morning. ive never exfoliated or moisturised or anything to my face and ive never had a problem with spots.

Maybe you have scaly hands that buff away the dead skin.

No but really thats not nice, you should exfoliate the dead skin away... why wouldnt you want to?

[Axiom]

are guys really saying they use their hands to scrub their skin?

really?

you man are gonna have to take a hedgehog to your skin to remove all those barnacles on your boat

allow it

[BLACK VICTIM]

maybe they are those white people who never stink, one boy i met last year at uni would never wash, just fall asleep in his clothes from day before and he never smelt like the white people who havnt matured yet (no facial hair, thin/no body hair) they are liek children

[Escapist]

We're not saying your hand is dirty, we're saying that it cannot remove the dead skin and deep seated dirt that's built up over the day. You need something rougher that can dislodge small dirt particles. The same way you wouldn't wash your plates with just your hands and say they're clean.

Please tell me you wouldn't do that.

i only wash my face in the shower every morning. ive never exfoliated or moisturised or anything to my face and ive never had a problem with spots.

Maybe you have scaly hands that buff away the dead skin.

No but really thats not nice, you should exfoliate the dead skin away... why wouldnt you want to?

haha very funny.

ive never really had a dead skin problem, your body naturally exfoliates most of the dead skin away anyway.

Ive always though exfoliating was a girls thing, all the adverts on tv for exfoliation is always a chick using some apricot face scrub or something.

[Black Ant]

are guys really saying they use their hands to scrub their skin?

really?

you man are gonna have to take a hedgehog to your skin to remove all those barnacles on your boat

allow it

[BLACK VICTIM]

exfoliating is just scrubbing your skin you f*ck*ng tramp

come one who else does this, who else has scum bag parents without a brain cell to teach their kids how to wash skin

[KayGee]

Ive always though exfoliating was a girls thing, all the adverts on tv for exfoliation is always a chick using some apricot face scrub or something.

You should exfoliate all over your body and face, you'll be amazed at how much better your skin looks and feels.

If you dont wanna buy girly products then use exfolating gloves or a shower scrub.

Or... Sugar/salt and honey/oil if you wanna feel even better.

[Angelo]

We're not saying your hand is dirty, we're saying that it cannot remove the dead skin and deep seated dirt that's built up over the day. You need something rougher that can dislodge small dirt particles. The same way you wouldn't wash your plates with just your hands and say they're clean.

Please tell me you wouldn't do that.

i only wash my face in the shower every morning. ive never exfoliated or moisturised or anything to my face and ive never had a problem with spots.

Is this a typo or are you saying you only wash your face and not the rest of your body?

[Escapist]

We're not saying your hand is dirty, we're saying that it cannot remove the dead skin and deep seated dirt that's built up over the day. You need something rougher that can dislodge small dirt particles. The same way you wouldn't wash your plates with just your hands and say they're clean.

Please tell me you wouldn't do that.

i only wash my face in the shower every morning. ive never exfoliated or moisturised or anything to my face and ive never had a problem with spots.

Is this a typo or are you saying you only wash your face and not the rest of your body?

neither, youre just an idiot.

[Angelo]

We're not saying your hand is dirty, we're saying that it cannot remove the dead skin and deep seated dirt that's built up over the day. You need something rougher that can dislodge small dirt particles. The same way you wouldn't wash your plates with just your hands and say they're clean.

Please tell me you wouldn't do that.

i only wash my face in the shower every morning. ive never exfoliated or moisturised or anything to my face and ive never had a problem with spots.

For someone with your views it's ironic the english language escapes you.

:arrow::arrow::arrow:

[Escapist]

Ive always though exfoliating was a girls thing, all the adverts on tv for exfoliation is always a chick using some apricot face scrub or something.

You should exfoliate all over your body and face, you'll be amazed at how much better your skin looks and feels.

If you dont wanna buy girly products then use exfolating gloves or a shower scrub.

Or... Sugar/salt and honey/oil if you wanna feel even better.

i dunno i might buy an exfoliating instrument and see how good it is.

cant see it making that much of a difference to be honest.

/

cant believe im getting rinsed on a forum full of gangsters for not exfoliating my face.

[Escapist]

We're not saying your hand is dirty, we're saying that it cannot remove the dead skin and deep seated dirt that's built up over the day. You need something rougher that can dislodge small dirt particles. The same way you wouldn't wash your plates with just your hands and say they're clean.

Please tell me you wouldn't do that.

i only wash my face in the shower every morning. ive never exfoliated or moisturised or anything to my face and ive never had a problem with spots.

For someone with your views it's ironic the english language escapes you.

:arrow::arrow::arrow:

as in... that is the only time i wash my face (in the shower).

[NO SUNSHINE]

those nets are a ghanaian thing?

they've been in my bathroom at home as long as i can remember

i barely ever use one though