Fail of the Day

[Captain Planet]

So far spent 6 hours in PC lab and counting and only got through 1 page of reading.

[The Somalian]

coming into this topic

(sorry could not resist)

[El Nino]

this thread TBH

[Guest Tulse Hill]

The Gynocologist who allowed Captain Planets mum to give birth

[Nemesis Kid]

coming into this topic

[serpent]

Captain Planet you better make that 2 for today...

[VENOM]

TULSE SMELLING MY ARSE IN EVERY THREAD.

ANY FAGGOT

[Black Ant]

i tripped up some steps

the recovery trip was epic

luckily noone was around

[Duzza]

i walked into a lampost. Lots of people around.

[DRC]

wasn't today, but yesterday after the football I rolled outta the room shouting "liverpool are mugs!" then tripped up the stairs. bredrin didn't see but he heard.

[Aquaman]

somehow lost some gwala

drew out £150 put it in my back pocket. got tube home. lookin through my jeans n jacket no gwala.

[Black Ant]

somehow lost some gwala

drew out £150 put it in my back pocket. got tube home. lookin through my jeans n jacket no gwala.

FAAAACK

i would cry

[Queen Bee]

somehow lost some gwala

drew out £150 put it in my back pocket. got tube home. lookin through my jeans n jacket no gwala.

FAAAACK

i would cry

OMG so would i, but i don't understand why you men always put your cash/wallet in your back pocket, asking for trouble 2bh

/

I haven't failed at all today for once

[Supernova]

squirting tooth paste into the brush I used to clean my sink...

almost slipped badly

[Guest Flat Eric]

Forgot to lock phone and it called some next 0845 number that i had previously rang, i didnt clock for a while so

My phone bill this month <<<<<

[Captain Planet]

this thread TBH

The Gynocologist who allowed Captain Planets mum to give birth

coming into this topic

You man come like the first few seconds of water you get after you turn on the kitchen tap

Mad Vybez I ain't mad @ cha ur kool

[spiderman]

aint really had a fail today or yesterday but had one on saturday night...

ordered a takeaway and the guy says half n hour for delivary. phones up after half an hour to say they cant get a cab at the moment cos of the cabs being all busy or unable to get to them due to the mad rush im wembley (event day), so he says the driver will come and ill get my food within another 20-30 minutes. i call up after half n hour and he is sayin the same crap, i tell him to f*ck off and cancel the order.

ended up eating frozen pizza insted. on the positive side that pizza was SICK.

[Bruno Di Gradi]

dropping £100 on bets over this weekend and so far only winning 40 back

me betting on leeds knowing their current form

[Mr. Martinez]

Being skint till I get paid on friday, and so much work to do with no weed = biggest fail

[KayGee]

Agreeing to work on my day off then remembering i had an appointment.

[El Nino]

going into Chicken Cottage & ordering a Fillet Burger & Wings Meal, then while the mans preparing it, i realised i didnt have enough Pee, so i slyly ducked out the shop unnoticed lol

[Guest Intervention]

Even more roffle that im sure that costs like £1.99

[Skola]

Even more roffle that im sure that costs like £1.99

[Aquaman]

goin into to work and finding out im on holiday.

to compound it i thought it was next week and had a short holiday planned

monumental fail. i can still go on holiday but its a last minute ting now n im gonna end up missing 1st leg v barca

on the upside i found that gwala

[El Nino]

Even more roffle that im sure that costs like £1.99

lol nah it was something like £4.99 still, plus i accidentally left my wallet back @ yard in a rush