Captain Planet Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Yes especially you goddaz I just spent a good 10 minutes looking at a ban statement wondering where some money has gone. Did the additions over and over again. Turns out 9-6 is actually 3 AND NOT 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddaz Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 What? / I noticed you keep sending for me, what's your previous names before changing it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 yesterday my sister asked me if she could borrow a pound, so i said only if u go out to the shop an get me this drink which costs 2 pounds, in my mind i was convinced it cost 3 pounds i had 2 2 pound coins and a pound coin, i was like yh i expect a pound change she went to the shop, an basically took 2 pound off me, instead of being honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Literally though it was friday yesterday and came to work casual clothed (coz we allowed to wear casuals on a friday) I just dont understand my thought process that day of why I believed it was a friday plain faces all round though at work 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jam Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Accidentally put bbq sauce on Vanilla Ice Cream. I didn't eat it - could've been godly though 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruz Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Literally though it was friday yesterday and came to work casual clothed (coz we allowed to wear casuals on a friday) I just dont understand my thought process that day of why I believed it was a friday plain faces all round though at work lol did you have to go back and change or they let you off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mame Biram Diouf Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 waking up early and putting the milk in the bowl then the cereal str8 away without warming the milk up first <<<<<<<<<<<<< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Literally though it was friday yesterday and came to work casual clothed (coz we allowed to wear casuals on a friday) I just dont understand my thought process that day of why I believed it was a friday plain faces all round though at work lol did you have to go back and change or they let you off NAH no way I wish, nobody cared really its just I hate drawing attention to myself especially to a fail. ethnic guy rolling around office full of suits with trainers and a hoody how fitting 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Literally though it was friday yesterday and came to work casual clothed (coz we allowed to wear casuals on a friday) I just dont understand my thought process that day of why I believed it was a friday plain faces all round though at work lol did you have to go back and change or they let you off thought i had black pepper in my hand err no cinnamon sprinkled a lot in to my eggs was like eff it, ate those bad boys with some pancakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Last night at a BBQ. One guy was rolling beef mince into burgers and I was dropping cayenne pepper onto them in a factory-esque production line type thing to speed it all up. He rolled. I dropped. He mixed. On the grill. Done. I had a beer in one hand, and the cayenne pepper bottle in the other. Was on my 7th or 8th beer so wasn't in the best shape. I swigged the cayenne pepper bottle instead of the beer. Fail. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojo Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Literally though it was friday yesterday and came to work casual clothed (coz we allowed to wear casuals on a friday) I just dont understand my thought process that day of why I believed it was a friday plain faces all round though at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Bee Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Last night at a BBQ. One guy was rolling beef mince into burgers and I was dropping cayenne pepper onto them in a factory-esque production line type thing to speed it all up. He rolled. I dropped. He mixed. On the grill. Done. I had a beer in one hand, and the cayenne pepper bottle in the other. Was on my 7th or 8th beer so wasn't in the best shape. I swigged the cayenne pepper bottle instead of the beer. Fail. I constantly do ridiculously dumb sh*t, its not even like im thick i just dont think about what im doing or saying and make myself look like a twat as a result, cant even think of a recent example right now but i will be back when i do lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Last night at a BBQ. One guy was rolling beef mince into burgers and I was dropping cayenne pepper onto them in a factory-esque production line type thing to speed it all up. He rolled. I dropped. He mixed. On the grill. Done. I had a beer in one hand, and the cayenne pepper bottle in the other. Was on my 7th or 8th beer so wasn't in the best shape. I swigged the cayenne pepper bottle instead of the beer. Fail. ohhhhhhhhhhh these things are more common after a few drinks eg using an empty can as an ashtray, start raising it to your mouth instead of the one with beer in....gotta see/smell that sh*t before its too late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero Yuy Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Was trying to fast forward live TV a couple days ago thinking it was somthing I recorded was totally baffed at the time aswell, thinkin the remote wasn't working and hitting fast forward on the box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 lololol I do stupid sh*t when tipsy or high had a zoot which I put on the top of my ear, forgetting i did this I strapped another one and only clocked when people on the bus was looking at me like wtf look at this degenrate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Bee Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 I've remembered something now Last week after washing,drying and straightening my hair, i reached for my hair putty to finish styling it, rubbed it in my hair......turns out id picked up my night cream instead had to wash my hair and start all over again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted April 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Bee Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinalBawse Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Yesterday...or 2 days ago, I was on the phone and then I remembered my mum asked me for something, so I thought ok, let me quickly text her before I forget. I'm looking around the room whilst talking on the phone thinking what the f*ck and I actually start getting mad. Then I stood in the corner of the room to just scope properly, I went to check my drawers and put the phone down on the table, open and closed the drawers and went to pick the phone again...was like... . f*ck off. I do the same sort of thing with the remote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Last night at a BBQ. One guy was rolling beef mince into burgers and I was dropping cayenne pepper onto them in a factory-esque production line type thing to speed it all up. He rolled. I dropped. He mixed. On the grill. Done. I had a beer in one hand, and the cayenne pepper bottle in the other. Was on my 7th or 8th beer so wasn't in the best shape. I swigged the cayenne pepper bottle instead of the beer. Fail. ohhhhhhhhhhh these things are more common after a few drinks eg using an empty can as an ashtray, start raising it to your mouth instead of the one with beer in....gotta see/smell that sh*t before its too late or when u ash in ur drink thats the worst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted April 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Just suffered for 5 mins trying to close an ironing board / I dunno how I still manage to f*ck up rice with a rice cooker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 I like this topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero Yuy Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 stuck a knife in the toaster few weeks back caught life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 stuck a knife in the toaster few weeks back caught life flippin eck llow a self retardation moment costing you your life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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