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The Barber Shop/Hair Dresser Thread


Goddaz

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I swear barber shops and probably hairdressers have to be one of the best places to catch jokes, have debates, convos, hear disses, get your ends knowledge, get goods etc.In this thread you share yours./I'll kick it off.Earlier on today I couldn't be bothered to take the long drive to get my trim from my usual guy so via google I found a next one closer. I got there early just to see the levels of the trims before I took my seat but I walked in on full blown conversation about inter racial relationships. Certain man saying nah, stick to your own, certain man saying nah if they're peng their peng he'll go there etc. Mild/funny disses flying off the tongue like I can't get with a such and such chick coz they don't season food and can barely cook, such and such types of chicks leaving their hair all over the place etc. Now, the barber is a rastaman and he was fully going in on certain guys who, as far as his concerned, were selling out on his sisters. Some guys were telling him 'nah your wrong, it's not a sell out ting, times have changed' etc but he just wasn't having it. Five minutes or so later a middle aged white woman walks in with two 'mixed race' boys. Everyone looks at each other probably thinking 'Naaaaaaaaaaaah, that can't be his mrs'. She goes straight to the rastaman, hugs and kisses him then exchange a few words, he says hi to the boys and gives them some coins then they leave. Before they left, the look on everyone's face was immense to say the least. I'm looking round and see bare guys just holding in their laughter, some guys walking out and suddenly erupting in loud laugher which just sent me in stitches and nothing else was said and convos moved on swiftly.

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I remember going to my old barbers/hair dressers and they were fully watching beastiality, cursing the dvd but people dem were still watching it for hours. I said I had that infamous mobile phone video of the woman getting shafted by a horse, they all were on receiving my bluetooth message lol.

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LMAO gotta co-sign you on this barbershops > _______Everytime I go there is always some argument/debate going on. I feel to take my flip camera to record certain moments.Comedy centralThe staff of my barber shop is insane. Location - barkingChinese woman - YES chinese -Meets & greets. Shots Dvds.sweeps the barbershop. + will actually ask you 4/5times before you leave the shop about DvdsNigerian guy - Suede knock off gucci loffers, dusty ralph top, Always as his malt bottle & oily rice bowl by the side. Line ups are dodgy.Ghanian guy - Shorts dreads, red eyed, Always sportin ManU merchandise. Jamaican guy. Only seem to be the only barber who actually have a fresh trim. But takes the piss by answering the phone while cutting.Always has a gang of rave flyers next to him..Middle section Nigerian woman a little kiosk like space. - Shottin nigerian clothings & does the western union transfer. (banner on top of the kiosk.Further back. Salon - 3 jamaican women -One middle aged -multi colored weave. kids with mo hawks running around the place. Mrs militant2nd one early 20s.. pretty but faisty. piercing on nose . Random hisses every now and again. She as the remote whilst watching Rave Dvd's3rd. Late 20s. Big back off, very flirty with the barbers interupts conversations everyime she walks pass...Last time I went some Af guy came in on some gospel hype and the nigerian barber was slewing him about his pastor been done for fraud. Asking him why his pastor is driving a range and he has been a senior usher for 7 years and still strugglingconvo got heatedBlack barbershops >_________

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____ >>>>>>>> the yardie barber i went to when my usual was fully booked and i HAD TO TRIMman stopped cutting my hair every time the dj mixed a choon in on watever station it was to go skank to the choon and scream in reaction to it. haircut was fine tho.

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funniest barber moment was wen a guy said he wanted his hair longerthen stayed in the chair and said it a second timeBarber was like "bruv, Your hair's on the floor, what do You want me 2 do?"

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funniest barber moment was wen a guy said he wanted his hair longerthen stayed in the chair and said it a second timeBarber was like "bruv, Your hair's on the floor, what do You want me 2 do?"
Always feel it for the guys who come out of barbershop with the stinkface and a hood on. Maybe next week fam.
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Guest Malcolm Tucker

my barbers is across from a mosque...so when ever i reach on a friday the same dudes come in from there and start preaching... always starts a mad debate

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