Babies

[Trilliam]

[Queen Bee]

I know a girl who called her son Kyzer :/WHAT THE f*ck?Those ones where you just give up.'He's gonna have a tag anyway mightaswell help him out'

Please tell me thats not something she actually said???!!!

[Lieutenant]

I know a girl who called her son Kyzer :/WHAT THE f*ck?Those ones where you just give up.'He's gonna have a tag anyway mightaswell help him out'

I don't believe a fully functioning human being said these words with sencerity.

[Guest Intervention]

I know a girl who called her son Kyzer :/WHAT THE f*ck?Those ones where you just give up.'He's gonna have a tag anyway mightaswell help him out'

Please tell me thats not something she actually said???!!!

No but she might aswell have, I can't understand her thinking

[Lieutenant]

next ppl gunna call there kids song titlesimagine

Theres actually a girl out there, Somerset or something called 'My names Shaniqua and what'Like that is her first nameLemme try find it

[JLovely]

What happened to Daniel, James, Chris etc.SMHIm all for being unique but people take it deep. I know a bag of girls who have sat around discussing what names are "gang" wtf?! Naming your boy child Stacie is not cool.

[Lieutenant]

A teenage mother from Arbury, Cambridge has given her new born an unusual name based on a song lyric from her favourite pop group. Lindsay Miller, 19 named her daughter, born 15 January, 'My Names Shaniqua and what?' Miller. The name is taken directly from a line of the recent single 'Ouch!' by the rap group 'N-Dubz'. "I wanted to give her something really unusual and distinctive as a name. Me and my mate were thinking up names when we were listening to the radio and when the song came on, she suggested I call her Shaniqua. Then I thought why not call her after the whole line?"Lindsay admits the undoubtedly unique name has already led to a few problems. "The midwife thought I was being well rude when she asked me what I was going to call her and my Mum ain't happy about it neither" However she says she is going to stick with her decision as "You can go on and off different names but I will always love N-Dubz". A spokesperson for the band told us "We have some mad-crazy fans but we've never got this much love, the band are well hyped about it"

[Queen Bee]

That is disgusting, she shouldn't have even been allowed to do that

[Skenghis Khan]

i dont even know what to say.imagine ur birth certificate saying 'my names shaniqua and what' imagine ur teacher reading it from the register, the trial of introducing ur self to new ppl or applying for jobs, this child will learn to hate her mother. immediate name change at 18 or however old u have to is her.

[Trilliam]

As if Shaniqua wasn't bad enough

[E.A.S.E]

Exactly. ^

[Black Ant]

RGAE5rgwrgwgrgrgtrg5tg5e5gw

[charliechalk]

I loooove them old englishy names like Oscar etc Defo having an Oscar

[Skenghis Khan]

oscar=victim, just saying.

[kurious]

oscar=victim, just saying.

from sesame street daysman all living in dustbin yard u know

[Guest Intervention]

'bitch I live in a f*ck*ng trash can'...

[charliechalk]

I know but I love it and Alfie I looooooooove Alfie ahh little Alfie and his little clothes

[Skenghis Khan]

this is the problem, set mums name babies not ppl.

[Guest Intervention]

posd

[charliechalk]

I agree.Obviously no man is ever going to let me name his child Alfie or Oscar but I still wana.

[kurious]

jehbadiah is a gullytrooperman name i feelhis father would be proud

[Trilliam]

[Guest Intervention]

Hans Sprungfeld tbh

[E.A.S.E]

My friend named her kid Alfie, I had a dog called Oscar, then a friend of mine named their child Oscar, my dogs called Dijon, my friend called her son Deshawn and then I called my horse Freya and my other friend called her daughter Freya.I was starting to get a lil pissed off, So i named my last dog freckles LOL

[charliechalk]

I had a hampster called Kevin and a fish called Dave.And a dog who's name was Leroy but my Dad said it was too black and he was ginger so called him Winston?!?!