Inconvenient places to make a move on the opposite sex

[Dubby]

std clinic

funeral parlour

morgue

feminist rally

gay pride rally

[The Somalian]

hiv awareness rally

[O.Man]

when she needs to go toilet

works in your favor though bug her enough she'll give you real digits so she can just go p

''i know you're dying for a piss so lets make this quick''

''get on your f*ck*ng knees and suck my d*ck''

[Guest Triple XXX]

psychiatric hospital

[O.Man]

after she's been mugged and raped and is screaming for help wailing her arms in the air running down the high street in rags with dried blood covering most of her skin face all swollen n sh*t

''are you gonna bang doe?''

[Hank Moody]

after just saving her from being raped by some hoody on the strairs in the local carpark

[KayGee]

When said person is shopping with their Nan.

[Fearless-Guy]

during a testicular cancer examination

[Frank.]

Somalia.

[O.Man]

When said person is shopping with their Nan.

best time tbh

hit on the nan simultaneously you never know might be a gotta f*ck nanny first ting

[Guest Esquilax]

When said person is shopping with their Nan.

best time tbh

hit on the nan simultaneously you never know might be a gotta f*ck nanny first ting

I hear THAT

[BLACK VICTIM]

lol

[O.Man]

on a all day boat cruise in tenerife not knowing you will suffer from sea sickness and vomit

lol this actually happened there must be pics

[Guest Triple XXX]

in a care home

[Lieutenant]

While she's in her cot

[Fearless-Guy]

at a family-only bbq, you are on your longest dry spell record, had a few bevs and you are almost 80% sure youre 2nd cousin is giving you the eye

[Bardissimo]

at rape counselling

[The Somalian]

why cant I quote

but there are various ways like my mums 1st cousin is my second cousin

we black u know how we do we dont do half brother, step brother sh*t fam is fam

[Dubby]

while they're unconscious

while they're having sex

[The Somalian]

at jury duty

while debating the verdict on a paedophile

[Trilliam]

while driving a taxi

[Guest Esquilax]

I swear second cousin is the child of your cousin?

[Guest Triple XXX]

dnt kno

looked at this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin#Cousin_chart

and now im even more confused

[Guest Esquilax]

Bruv you think THAT'S confusing check this sh*t out

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cousin_tree_%28with_genetic_kinship%29.png

[Corrigan]

BASICALLY YH

MY COUSIN'S HALF SISTER, WHO IS NO BLOOD RELATION TO ME, WUD GET IT

IF I BEAT WOULD IT BE WRONG?

OBVIOUSLY IM NOT GOING TO MOVE, IM JUS TALKING HYPOTHETICAL HERE