SO I'M THINKIN ABOUT JOINING THE ARMY........

[Trilliam]

I thoroughly considered it before going to uni. I quite like the idea of it. Good banter etc

PMSL @ GOING ARMY JUST FOR THE BANTER

actually lolling.

Guys are missing limbs, rations and ammunitions are running low, and this guys walking up to people going 'Pull my finger'

[Flojo]

I thoroughly considered it before going to uni. I quite like the idea of it. Good banter etc

PMSL @ GOING ARMY JUST FOR THE BANTER

actually lolling.

Guys are missing limbs, rations and ammunitions are running low, and this guys walking up to people going 'Pull my finger'

loool

I always think it's a bit strange that people looking for direction/discipline in their life see assisting in killing people as the most obvious route.

[Guest Lemons]

I thoroughly considered it before going to uni. I quite like the idea of it. Good banter etc

PMSL @ GOING ARMY JUST FOR THE BANTER

JOKER

IF THAT'S ALL YOU WANT JUST GO PUB OR JOIN THE LOCAL FOOTBALL TEAM

Not just for banter. I like obstacle courses as well.

[gemma]

become a volunteer community police officer

when u join the army you can't leave and it f*cks u up for life

not worth it for 16k a year

[Mr. Gayle]

I thoroughly considered it before going to uni. I quite like the idea of it. Good banter etc

PMSL @ GOING ARMY JUST FOR THE BANTER

JOKER

IF THAT'S ALL YOU WANT JUST GO PUB OR JOIN THE LOCAL FOOTBALL TEAM

Not just for banter. I like obstacle courses as well.

Group wanking sessions ?

[Thizz]

become a volunteer community police officer

when u join the army you can't leave and it f*cks u up for life

not worth it for 16k a year

LMFAO.

[Guest Lemons]

I thoroughly considered it before going to uni. I quite like the idea of it. Good banter etc

PMSL @ GOING ARMY JUST FOR THE BANTER

JOKER

IF THAT'S ALL YOU WANT JUST GO PUB OR JOIN THE LOCAL FOOTBALL TEAM

Not just for banter. I like obstacle courses as well.

Group wanking sessions ?

Didn't cross my mind TBH.

[Trilliam]

lmao

[SoCo KinG]

You haven't got money to go travelling but you can happily bet gibs on football lol?

lol at people thinking joining the army means u'll going to die when most of the jobs in the army are not combat related.

[VENOM]

better he joins tbh. not like hes ever gonna get any sort of parade in his honour when he dies as a civilian

[Guest Flat Eric]

joketing territorial

[Thizz]

You haven't got money to go travelling but you can happily bet gibs on football lol?

lol at people thinking joining the army means u'll going to die when most of the jobs in the army are not combat related.

I'M A BIG SPENDER MATE.

AN CAN'T REALLY CONTROL MY SPENDING.

WOULD BE BROKE IN A WEEK OR 2.

[Trilliam]

joketing territorial

[macz]

after training is 16k-ish

a new police officer gets more

but after u progress n that u get more

know 2 guys in the army, ones in Afghanistan the other in Germany

he told me u get 4k a month when ur in Afghanistan

not too shabby

thats gas still, unless they are high up

when you are in Afghan you're wage goes up but it's not that much

once you are in the Army for 4 years, if you stay on for another 2 you get two bonuses, one of around 4k and another around 3k

imagine your at work now and you have to give 2-4 weeks notice to leave, army is a years notice providing you have done your time, I'm not to sure what the minimum length of time you have to be in the army for

but once your out you'll either get niced with a job from the army or it wont be hard to find one due to 'being in the army' on your CV is a good look

[macz]

not if you end up brown bread, no

[Frank.]

if ur asian.. good luck i can imagine you being cut down by a bit of friendly fire by gary from runcorn... AYYY OOPP I THOUGHT HE WERE A PAKI TALIBAN

[Thizz]

if u r white go through.... you are cruel and inhuman it will satsfy you to shoot guns at the poor and vunerable of the world.. the people wil laud you as a hero.,, good luck

if u r black... o dear, joinnin the same army which enlslaved you and subjugated you.. jus 4 a pay ehck.. martin luther would be turnin in his grave

if ur asian.. good luck i can imagine you being cut down by a bit of friendly fire by gary from runcorn... AYYY OOPP I THOUGHT HE WERE A PAKI TALIBAN

end of the day you mus a loser to even want 2 join... sort it out bigman

ave a pill and let daddy take u up the anus like wen u were a young boy

WE DON'T PRACTICE FAGGOT FRIDAYS IN MY HOUSE AFGAY

[Frank.]

if ur asian.. good luck i can imagine you being cut down by a bit of friendly fire by gary from runcorn... AYYY OOPP I THOUGHT HE WERE A PAKI TALIBAN

do u know him frank. ? wouldnt surprise me

Of course Runcorn Garys a ledge.

[Guest Esquilax]

if ur asian.. good luck i can imagine you being cut down by a bit of friendly fire by gary from runcorn... AYYY OOPP I THOUGHT HE WERE A PAKI TALIBAN

do u know him frank. ? wouldnt surprise me

Of course Runcorn Garys a ledge.

Hah.

[Guillermo Rigondeaux]

u know Gary?

Runcorn Gary yeah?

[Trilliam]

if ur asian.. good luck i can imagine you being cut down by a bit of friendly fire by gary from runcorn... AYYY OOPP I THOUGHT HE WERE A PAKI TALIBAN

do u know him frank. ? wouldnt surprise me

Of course Runcorn Garys a ledge.

Hah.

hahahaha

[Guest Lens]

allow becoming a