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What was Gary Glitter doing in Mothercare ?

He heard children’s knickers were half off !

Q: Ever hear of the Gary Glitter burger?

A: It’s 60 year old meat in ten year old buns

When I was a kid I was very ill in hospital and Gary Glitter came to visit me.

I was touched.

Q. How do you know when it is bedtime at the Glitter residence?

A. When the big hand touches the small hand.

Have you heard Gary Glitter's pulled out of Children in Need?

Did you hear about Gary Glitter's holiday?

He went to Tampa with the children

What have Gary Glitter and Santa got in common?

They both like to empty their sacks in kids rooms

When I was a kid I thought it was a good idea to go to a

Gary Glitter concert.

I am not sure what came over me.

What’s the difference between Gary Glitter and acne ?

Acne waits till you’re 13 before it comes on your face.

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