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Was just chillin with a couple dons from way back and we started talking about the things we would say to chicks back in the day to get the p*ssy.

It's mad how different/advanced our game is now. I remember I always had the same template

Whats goin on? *Cheeky smile*

Whats your name?

Is it, how old are you?

You got a man?

Nice, you got a number?

Ite, I'll call you tonight

*rides off on push bike*

and then when I'd ring 3 days later and say

My bad for not calling straight away, I was plucking up the courage

"Haha you're lying man"

Yeah I know :D

Slags loved the cocky approach

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But don't get me started on the msn/facepic/facepic/blackchat bars.

Feel free to post your stories people, I got more but I just wanted to get this thread rolling first. Remember this is in no way a reflection of your game atm, I'm talking about chirpsing on push bikes and sh*t so you know this is atleast 8 or 10 years ago.

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dese days i dnt use dem lines but i'll bop up 2 a girl, da first fing dat comes in2 my head i'll drop dat n work around it.... actually works quite well, McDonaldafta skool, WG hi road... neva really went bruce grove 1, wernt my scene but girls used 2 wait der hoping 2 giv out der numbers... and turnpike lane station... old skool hot spots

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"I swear I know you from somewhere?" with a cheeky smile

Perfect ice breaker. Gets her laughing and talking etc etc

Disclaimer: This may or may not work depending on whether you are or are not me.

Sound like an African uncle.

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all you youngers don't know how easy you got it these days.

Back in my day, before anyone owned mobile phones, you had to find a pen and paper to draw a girl's home phone number.

I'm still cringing at some of the conversations I had with a girl's mum or dad when they answer the phone.

-Why do you want to speak to my daughter?

-What are your intentions?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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house phone ting

man used to do that in year 6

dun kno she hung up after an hour and foned back coz the free call had a time limit

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the word "chirpsin" sums up the old-skoolness of thread

member "buff" bein the generic compliment You would give them

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asl on msn chat rooms >>>>

man theres this one girl i used to chat to on there when i was like 10, she was like 15

used to tell man all these sexual stories n sh*t she had done to her boyfriend n that

come to think of it was prob some middle aged dude

man my parents should have kept me off the net at such a young age

no wonder i was printing out porn n sellin it in year 6

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On road "Prettiest smile I've seen in a long time", if they smile, say "Come over here for a few minutes", questions, couple cheeky jokes.

In raves, :lol: go up to the girl I like and say "Excuse me, do me a favour please, can you tell your friend, I think her friend is gorgeous and ask if she's single" - and then wait for her to clock I'm talking about her.

First phone was a Baby Eriksson. But Nokia Infra Red phones, drawing that out to take numbers back then>>>

BUN your 3310's!

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