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What do you do when you run out

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of Toilet Roll,

So today I downed 2 lites of tropicana after a rough fry up for breakfast and find myself coming home tonight with a big sh*t about to explode but oh no, no toilet roll!

Goto the fridge and find 3 loafs of bread I had left from this morning and decided to use.

Very soothing

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Guest Waka Flocka Dave

newspaper is the first option obv

otherwise jus wash ur arse in the sink

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Lol at 3 loafs

You don't know how to use the 3 shells??

LOL I use the shells first time i open the bag, nicest part of the loaf son.

Smh You've been fined 1 credit for violation of the verbal paralysis

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:lol: Surely if there's no toilet roll there's bound to be some form of tissue in the house that can be used as a suitable substitute? Even if it's in the form of kitchen roll?

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