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Guest Waka Flocka Dave

bit late but w/e some of my fave things from 2010 on here

Esquilax V Mike Kane

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Was a good f*ck*ng night.

Lol your face is made of all sorts of shapes G

Comes like a fruit basket

edit: I think it's the glasses that give the effect

Lol your face is made of all sorts of shapes G

Comes like a fruit basket

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hdg

hjdg

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:rofl:

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Just noticed MK looks a bit like an Easter Island Head

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No send, just noticed is all

Me and MK are cool don't you man try and ruin that.

Backtracking isn't cool bro.

You're here now, don't look back, no-one forced you to step into this situation.

Backtracking isn't cool bro.

You're here now, don't look back, no-one forced you to step into this situation.

Well alright

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MICHELLÉ KANE PRESENTS

AN ANTHOLOGY OF MOISTURE

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SEE

Do you honestly think this won't have an impact on America's foreign policy?

It will but they're obviously not that arsed are they.

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'Bitch can't be serious...''

SEE

Do you honestly think this won't have an impact on America's foreign policy?

It will but they're obviously not that arsed are they.

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'Bitch can't be serious...''

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Guest Esquilax

Lmao a pint of Southern, f*ck*ng LOL

Dead serious too

I'm trying to think of more highlights...

Smaddy vs FaceOff was last year wasn't it....

I dunno if I'd count this as a 'highlight' but Radio's transition from being a decent lulz0r with some funny comments to a deranged and painfully inconvenient convict type

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ok after the club

my friend nearly gets in a fight with this guy

he sounds really upset says he was tortured in the army

shows me bullet wounds and some sh*t on his wrists from when he was crucified in iraq

OK... You say "Cool story fam" then K.I.M. and find some p*ssy. You're outside a CLUB after all, p*ssy is floating in the air like dandelions.

he says no one has ever been nice to him and he has been in his house for a year solid his first night out and he has just spent half of his wedding money

Stop talking to him.

i felt sorry for him he said u wanna come back to my house and drink i was like yeah i have weed at home lets go get it

so we go to mine get the weed and then go to his

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in the car he starts saying he has weapons and sh*t im like f*ck this guy is really crazy and dangerous i need to find out where he lives and then leave, phone the police and get him jailed

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so we sit down drink some wine feed his cats smoke a blunt then we are kitchen then he picks up a kitchen knife and starts calling me soldier and telling me to stand up straight get me a lighter and all this stuff

ROTFLMFAOOOOOO

so the cats come and start meowing he says dont worry youl be fed once i finish with this guy im gonna cut you up nigger

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I should stop laughing cos this is serious but I cant help it. Fool.

then he says actually i dont need a knife for this and comes towards me then he says if your gonna secape you need to notice your boot lace is undone

then he bends down as if enviting me to hit him

i dont

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f*ckS SAKES

then he walks back towards the knife and picks it up

i grab his hand manage to get it out of his hand for some reason it was really easy

so i run to the door but he isnt chasing me

i run down the stairs thinking sh*t he is gonna be in the lift and will be at the bottom when i get there and i wont escape

First thing you've done ALL night with bit of intelligence.

i finally see the door and run out into the street hysterical shouting help help a guy tried to kill me

the first person i meet is like wtf im standing there crying holding a knife in my hand so i throw the knife on the floor

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About your crying. KMT. I'm actually angry.

the police arrive and take me to the station

im getting charged for the knife but i think they believe my story so the lawyer should get me off apparently.

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LMAO STAP

You think?

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My whole post points out things that displayed mind boggling traits of stupidity and an unfathomable lack of common sense and self-awareness.

You could of died and do you know whos fault of would of been.... Yes yours.

NO RATINGS

from Skola's legendary thread

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Guest Waka Flocka Dave

Lewis definitely ended the year in great form

LMAO almost forgot about him

pow topic Zomby says they should make Pow 2011 xmassy to match the theme

we had certified HOOD CLASSICS like

lol

Rudolf fi jus sekkle

:ghost:

OOOOOOOER OEEEEEER

Any carol im ORRRRRRN

LMAO

pmsl

on xmas day im orrrn

spit dem carols bang orrrn

better get the presents bang orrrn

but why does midnight mass drag orrrn

wheeeeel ting

then everyman was like yea spud spud spud n calmly started takin about next sh*t

TEN YEARS LATER Lewis comes with

You don't wanna bring sh*t gifts

Don't bring sh*t gifts to my mums crib

And you don't wanna bring no beef

Instead of beef bring some turkey!!!!!!!!

the exclamation marks just killed it

ALWAYS SOMEONE GOTTA DEAD IT.

no coming back from that

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When threads backfire - 2010 edition:

- Gandalf tries to make an observation about women in general, and it backfires and becomes a thread about his own women - edit, link not working, topic was called "desensitized"

- pollow asks for links in and around north london, and gets some next vip2 combo ( warning, autoplay on page 2 )

- Bobby on his reds asks whether he should wear a certain pair of shoes raving. deaded in nearly every post, and the photoshop from wavesurfer was a lot

- i wanted to find out if other vipers would have pos'd the forum member i pos'd in the situation, and instead, found myself almost facing another round of the footlocker saga

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