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charliechalk Slim (cash Money owner) randoms SoCo King (samuelzz) sayin he drank 7 pints of Southern COmfort then backtracking to like 3 pints all i can

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Was it 2010 when 1 guy sez he can only watch porn if certain man are in the vid!!! wtf?

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bit late but w/e some of my fave things from 2010 on here Esquilax V Mike Kane

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121 NEGS

Watching the negs increase was joke. :lol:

Ahhh

Lest we forget

  • The bars
  • The subject matter
  • The audacity of the fact he tried to say "featuring Giggs"
  • The fact I couldn't even understamd what Giggs was saying
  • Basic beat
  • The fact he is one of the most hated users on the forum

Well deserving of the negs if not more

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There was this friend of a friend that i always liked but never had a chance to link, to cut a long story short i bumped into her in the high street got her number and agreed to take her out on the saturday,

i pick her up on saturday and shes looking stunning, we go to a bar the conversations flowing everything is good..at about 2.30 she asks me if i want to come back to her place, im thinking result in in there....

in her house she gets out some wine and we start drinking , then she goes to her bedroom to change and comes out wearing some negligee ,fast forward five minutes and my belt buckle and fly is undone im feeling up her breasts and we are lipsing like crazy...

she then says to me "do you mind if i put in a dvd?"......im thinking "rah this girl is oldskool, she wants to watch a porno"....obviously i said cool

she puts in the dvd and its some 9/11 illuminati conspiracy nonsense , so im thinking shes obviously put in the wrong dvd shes gonna get up and change it any second...

the bitch then asked me "do you think George Bush planned 9/11...im thinking wtf... its 3am im sitting here with my trousers undone a massive hard-on, your tits are out of your negligee and you want to ask me about illuminati?.... at this point i was just so confused at the randomness ao i just said "what?"...then she goes into some rant about how "the white man is the devil and responsible for all the worlds wickedness" etc etc...... all the while her tits are still hanging out of her negligee.....

i was just sat there thinking is this bitch serious....how can you go from hand on my d*ck to thinking about illuminati at 3 f*ck*ng am.....then she had the cheek to tell me she had the part 2 of the dvd.....I just got into my car and left....i aint called the stupid woman since...im still pissed about it ^)

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There was this friend of a friend that i always liked but never had a chance to link, to cut a long story short i bumped into her in the high street got her number and agreed to take her out on the saturday,

i pick her up on saturday and shes looking stunning, we go to a bar the conversations flowing everything is good..at about 2.30 she asks me if i want to come back to her place, im thinking result in in there....

in her house she gets out some wine and we start drinking , then she goes to her bedroom to change and comes out wearing some negligee ,fast forward five minutes and my belt buckle and fly is undone im feeling up her breasts and we are lipsing like crazy...

she then says to me "do you mind if i put in a dvd?"......im thinking "rah this girl is oldskool, she wants to watch a porno"....obviously i said cool

she puts in the dvd and its some 9/11 illuminati conspiracy nonsense , so im thinking shes obviously put in the wrong dvd shes gonna get up and change it any second...

the bitch then asked me "do you think George Bush planned 9/11...im thinking wtf... its 3am im sitting here with my trousers undone a massive hard-on, your tits are out of your negligee and you want to ask me about illuminati?.... at this point i was just so confused at the randomness ao i just said "what?"...then she goes into some rant about how "the white man is the devil and responsible for all the worlds wickedness" etc etc...... all the while her tits are still hanging out of her negligee.....

i was just sat there thinking is this bitch serious....how can you go from hand on my d*ck to thinking about illuminati at 3 f*ck*ng am.....then she had the cheek to tell me she had the part 2 of the dvd.....I just got into my car and left....i aint called the stupid woman since...im still pissed about it ^)

Who was it that asked a supermarket girl for her number, her refusing prompting him to search the name on his receipt on Facebook?

hahhahahahaha

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Who was it that asked a supermarket girl for her number, her refusing prompting him to search the name on his receipt on Facebook?

sounds like Lens

nah, persistence after rejection isn't me.

i would just try every other girl in the surrounding area, but that one would be left to it.

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Francis Coquelin

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youve always gotta be so blunt with me

talking to me like sh*t

its f*cked!

your so selfish

ive always tried to be friendly with you still

but you use bullshit excuses about it beng the way you are

if you were naturally a prick i wouldnt of ever fallen for you

so thats complete sh*t

dunno why you have to be like this

all you care about is yourself & porn

your a f*ck*ng tosser david

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH sh*t

SHE PUT IT ON MAN

LMFAO

gotta stop laughin n make a proper response

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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