*Lightbulb Turns On Over My Head*

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

there should be a website or service, where its like just-eat, but for ice creams, sign up a whole load of ice cream vans from across the country, then when a customer wants it they book a time slot for the ice cream van to come down the road, so the site works like a cab company whoevers closest takes the route

then do it like apple they get 70% site gets 30%

then have iPhone and Android apps so if ur out n want some itll use the GPS to find ur location then send the closest ice cream van, theyd have GPS aswell to let the system know which to direct to the customer.

yea that just popped into my head write now while typing notes, whoever does it, i want royalties

[Guest Lemons]

[MEIRELES.]

Majority of the population mainly eat Ice Cream in the summer

And we hardly get summer in the UK.. So your revenue will not be that high.

[shaian]

what u gonna call it?

[Guest haze-e]

Majority of the population mainly eat Ice Cream in the summer

And we hardly get summer in the UK.. So your revenue will not be that high.

Cant lie... Im an 'Icecream all year round' guy still (No homo)

[BLACK VICTIM]

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

i dunno about winter times, maybe incoporate another hustle into it, its just a spark not a full blown idea

[Guest Lemons]

ice cream vans is not a business you wanna f*ck with.......real talk

BWAHAHAHA.

You must have some sort of back story on this to make that statement.

Care to share with the class?

[Guest Klitschko]

It's actually not a joke, Ice Cream Van drivers are fiercely territorial, my work works with Barnado's, so one day for some Barnardos-day type thing, people came up with different ideas to make money for Charity, one of these was to sell Ice cream in Central London and give the proceeds to kids.

Basically one of my friends said it was going well. Until they got rolled on by a couple men with ven, hopped out the ting waving scoops, furiously babbling threats in Turkish. My guy hasn't been the same since.

Moral of the story. Gucci Mayne's tattoo is f*ck*ng sh*t.

[Guest Lemons]

It's actually not a joke, Ice Cream Van drivers are fiercely territorial, my work works with Barnado's, so one day for some Barnardos-day type thing, people came up with different ideas to make money for Charity, one of these was to sell Ice cream in Central London and give the proceeds to kids.

Basically one of my friends said it was going well. Until they got rolled on by a couple men with ven, waving scoops around while furiously babbling threats in Turkish. My guy hasn't been the same since.

Who got hotted up with the scoops fam?

[Guest Klitschko]

The Pole.

[Guest Lemons]

Deep. That's probably the reason he went back to the motherland.

(unless you're talking about love rat pole and not sandwich pole)

[Guest Klitschko]

Love-rat, Sammich pole would've been off on his toes. Love-rat just froze.

[Black Ant]

It's actually not a joke, Ice Cream Van drivers are fiercely territorial.

truss

the time when the new Ice Cream Van came to the ends with cheaper prices was A LOT

Kids singing "Jaconelli is a smelly"

GOOD TIMES

GOOD f*ck*ng TIMES

[Guest WAVESURFER]

My dad worked on an ice cream van in Easterhouse (in Glasgow) in the 70s, that whole business was no joke.

[Guest Lemons]

Kids singing "Jaconelli is a smelly"

lulz

[Guest Klitschko]

Big Weeeerrrrrm.

[Guest WAVESURFER]

Pos for knowing.

[Supermalt]

i like the concept of the idea

\how would u go about designing the website, yourself, hire someone or a cms like vip2

[BLACK VICTIM]

lol @ entertaining the idea an icecream van will be travelling out of his way to drop 99 flake to your door

f*ck outta here

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

get the whole thing professionally made, spend hundreds if not grands setting it up.

they drive around anyways so if theres a need like a mile away they can directly go to that instead of just random driving

and i didnt know about this whole underworld, f*ckin hell

but yea, im jus bored at work, finished what i need to do

[Bruno Di Gradi]

same ice cream van has some to my ends all my life....one other ice cream vans role thru no one cops from them.

LMAO i remember one time outside my dads in tottenham one ice cream man got punched up by the other one ...once he finished banging him over, got back in the van and turned on his "oranges and lemons" jingle and drove off LMAOOOO

hard in the paint nucca

[kurious]

do it, just do it

aint no stoppin uuu, aint no stoppin, no1 does it better!

[Supermalt]

just clocked this would a rebore icecream van GROUPON thing haha

its a niche tho, u cant throw every unique idea out

[Skola]

i see ice cream vans all year round...in the evening and sh*t

bait