LUCKY THREAD

[Woodpecker]

Student of Accounting can suck e's mum

[Student of Accounting]

IN B4 ROULETTE

[Guest Safe_Haven]

nearly crashed I was so happy earlier, was complaining to my boy about how my work bare keep pilling more work on me, he said they think im good i said they mocking (based on the fact im the youngest person in the company)

HOLD UP

today I got pulled aside for a meeting im thinkin sh*t they clocked what I go on on PC or suttin

NAR FAM

THEY BEEN WATCHIN

THEY LIKE WHAT THEY SEEN

THEY LIKE TO OFFER ME A PROMOTION

THEY WANNA SEND ME EDINBURGH NEXT WEEK ON BUSINESS

so im like WOYYYYY

nex ting......I viewed some flat last week I really liked but they never got back to me

bling on my phone

I GOT THE f*ckIN FLAT

walkin now.....how can man ever be even more overjoyed.....

A f*ck*ng £2 COIN ON THE FLOOR YOU c*nt

right now, you have the best luck ever

you f*ck*ng twat

[Woodpecker]

lol at u quotin before i f*cked it

yeah man im on some cloud 9 sh*t whens that euromillions sh*t?

gonna go hard on scratch and lotteries

[Guest Safe_Haven]

pmsl

[zlastboss]

went sainsburys

brought 8 euromillions tivkets and a scratch card and 2x20 box of molb lights

got charge only for the lottery stuff for sum reason and then won 10 quid on the 2 pand scratch card and 7.20 on one of the lottery ticks

[Guest Safe_Haven]

went sainsburys

brought 8 euromillions tivkets and a scratch card and 2x20 box of bolb lights

got charge only for the lottery stuff for sum reason and then won 10 quid on the 2 pand scratch card and 7.20 on one of the scratch cards.

give over

[Guest 11 Bills]

couple days ago I paid for a sandwhich that was like £3 something with a tenner

chick gives me back 13, dnt know how u can confuse a fiver with a tenner but I aint complaining, I just walked out swift incase she clocked

[Student of Accounting]

I just walked out swift incase she clocked

You tramp

Struggling that hard eh?

[Guest 11 Bills]

spent the last money I had on a gucci belt so I can look fly gettin on the bus

[Student of Accounting]

how come u man keep answering tulse?

Cool story bro

[Guest Safe_Haven]

pmsl

[Guest Fat Eric]

oi i added you on bbm woodpecker !!

mg aswell

ok seems as if my fat fingers pressed the wrong number, look again

[Guest FA23]

luck >>>>>>>>>

been the luckiest guy ever and caught life. thats my luck fully rinsed.

[JGGB]

Found a fiver on the floor saturday night

Also got a free drink on Tuesday,- was with two mates in the shop their two drinks came to £2.08 but they had no cash so I said okay addthis on too, gave him a fiver and man gave me back 2.92 I walked out thinking man would call me back

Your mistake buddy