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"The word says you are fearfully and wonderfully made"

pmsl, them mountain of fire ministries bars.

:lol:

theres one of these round the corner from my house you know

Some warchurch

there all over the place. i walked pass one onetym, sound like stampede in there

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Remember one time I was in H&M about 2 years ago

This African mum and her 2 boys were in the que and the boys were messing about.

She grabbed both of them, one in each hand and snarled,

"I WILL MEK YOU FALL IN LOVE WIT YOUR HENEMIES IF YOU CARRY ORN"

One of the weirdest/funniest things I've witnessed

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Remember one time I was in H&M about 2 years ago

This African mum and her 2 boys were in the que and the boys were messing about.

She grabbed both of them, one in each hand and snarled,

"I WILL MEK YOU FALL IN LOVE WIT YOUR HENEMIES IF YOU CARRY ORN"

One of the weirdest/funniest things I've witnessed

:lol:

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Remember one time I was in H&M about 2 years ago

This African mum and her 2 boys were in the que and the boys were messing about.

She grabbed both of them, one in each hand and snarled,

"I WILL MEK YOU FALL IN LOVE WIT YOUR HENEMIES IF YOU CARRY ORN"

One of the weirdest/funniest things I've witnessed

:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Remember one time I was in H&M about 2 years ago

This African mum and her 2 boys were in the que and the boys were messing about.

She grabbed both of them, one in each hand and snarled,

"I WILL MEK YOU FALL IN LOVE WIT YOUR HENEMIES IF YOU CARRY ORN"

One of the weirdest/funniest things I've witnessed

:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Hey babygirl you know you look so tentalizing - Some Naija guy from uni

I no the summer hasn't it bn bright bt we cn still shine, i and u

I would like that - same naija guy frm my uni

I just get lols from my family really and truly...

Aunty: Heeem pass me di dis ting

Me: The what?

Me: Why are u always broke

Mum: Don't let me give you one detty slap der

Aunty: Heh I said OFF THE LIGHT

Me: You mean.. turn off the light

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Hey babygirl you know you look so tentalizing - Some Naija guy from uni

I no the summer hasn't it bn bright bt we cn still shine, i and u

I would like that - same naija guy frm my uni

I just get lols from my family really and truly...

Aunty: Heeem pass me di dis ting

Me: The what?

Me: Why are u always broke

Mum: Don't let me give you one detty slap der

Aunty: Heh I said OFF THE LIGHT

Me: You mean.. turn off the light

my mum bangs dis`

i think ive mntioned this before but my mum

along with mcdonalds pronounced as MAGDONNAS

and kfc/any chicken shop always referred to as KENTUCKY

ahh i love my marge

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