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Toney Barton

WORSE SEX YOU EVER HAD

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I don't see a topic for this, if there is one then just trash.Ok, so bout 2002 I pm this girl from a chat room and we got talking, exchanged numbers, start talking on the phone and sh*t.These were the days of dial up so not everyone had face-pic, I had to ask her what she looked like and she said "Yasmin from Family Affairs"I used to watch Family Affairs I ain't gona lie and Yasmin did look alright them times, so I stayed talking to her for a few weeks.She used to talk filthy on the fone lol, talking about "I got my legs up on the table right now and i'm wet" I thought man was paying for a chat line certain times, couldn't believe my luck.She told me her mum goes sleep from about midnight to 4.30am so if I get to Waddon (South) about midnight we can do whatever and I drop her back home before her mum wakes up.It is midnight now and I am waiting at Waddon station, I see a girl walking upto my car and my first reaction was "she don't look like Yasmin", I was kinda disappointed but she weren't bruck so man rolled with it.Took her back to the drum and put on the "Juice" dvd, it finishes now and she kinda hints she wants to do something, I weren't really on it but I went through anyway, it was a long drive from NW London to South so better to get the night over with quickly I thought.So I had finished with my ex a few weeks before and my ex had ass, this girl was slim, she was ontop and I just kept thinking "Man my ex had more ass than this, what is going on?" tried to work with it but was just feeling bones and no meat.Ontop of that I tried to draw for the tits, man went for it and pulled out Kleenex soft white tissue, the silence was so awkward but I just ignored that quickly, she stuffed them back in the bra.I doggied it, which was ok compared to the rest and before you know it we were back in my car on the way to her house again, we are outside her house now and she says "you gonna call me yeah?" I said "Yeah" as soon as she stepped out the car I deleted the number lol.She musta took the hint because I never spoke to her again lol.

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Bout 2 months ago we drew these tings from Valbonne that had come down from Ipswich. Went back to the hotel now and I was with my one all naked now and she's on top of me rubbing my chopper on her pum. I'm slyly feeling to put it in but I thought nah I can't zares this one.Drew for the dom and she was doing the most stiff back riding you could ever wanna see, removed her from my d*ck after about 20seconds and started drilling it. She didn't really have no body and I can't buss with doms so I just fake orgasmed and got up and left

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Guest Klitschko

Lol bro if she was rubbing your tings on her tings it's too late for the dom.

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Lol bro if she was rubbing your tings on her tings it's too late for the dom.
for real :lol:skinny bitches with no bodies are the worst

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PMSL @tonys ordeal. Always comes with the good stories.yeah I had a ting for that yasmin pre-op still

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This white chick from Bournmouth (sp), she went my uni and was a fresher. She looked ok, had hug tits and a nice body. Managed to go back to her hall of residence to night after, was chilling on her bed.Moving to it and she starts sucking me off, felt nothing like she was a ghost. This wasn't working so decided to mash her pum but her pum was weak, so tried to pump that pum as hard as I could to try get a feeling but wasn't working, which resulted in me going soft. I tried to do this multiple times to her that night but her pum was just not up to scratch. Her riding technique was rubbish and I decided to sleep instead.

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Moving to it and she starts sucking me off, felt nothing like she was a ghost. This wasn't working so decided to mash her pum but her pum was weak, so tried to pum as hard as I could to try get a feeling but wasn't working, which resulted in me going soft.
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The first time i tried anal sex 'with a female' (to avoid your chi chi man comments)... it's not the 1..doesn't have that warm moisture like the p*ssy does

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I adhered to a STRICT 'no virgin' policy.Until as of late.NEVER AGAIN.
Nah, the p*ssy opening up and the look on the chicks face is worth it tbh. Would do it again.
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The first time i tried anal sex 'with a female' (to avoid your chi chi man comments)... it's not the 1..doesn't have that warm moisture like the p*ssy does
LOL @ f*ck*ng arse, bun that sh*t!

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I adhered to a STRICT 'no virgin' policy.Until as of late.NEVER AGAIN.
Nah, the p*ssy opening up and the look on the chicks face is worth it tbh. Would do it again.
You deviant, lol.Nah, this virgin was one in all senses, the lack of general sexual know-how, willingness to do certain things, etc was such a turn-off. Just had to buss off & keep it moving.I've said it on here before, I like my women 'ready-made' in the bedroom. I don't like to teach, I like my women showing me something, etc.NEVER AGAIN.
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This white chick from Bournmouth (sp), she went my uni and was a fresher. She looked ok, had hug tits and a nice body. Managed to go back to her hall of residence to night after, was chilling on her bed.Moving to it and she starts sucking me off, felt nothing like she was a ghost. This wasn't working so decided to mash her pum but her pum was weak, so tried to pump that pum as hard as I could to try get a feeling but wasn't working, which resulted in me going soft. I tried to do this multiple times to her that night but her pum was just not up to scratch. Her riding technique was rubbish and I decided to sleep instead.
hmm, sounds like Ducktales.gifto me bruh.

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Sounds like it was written by a 12 yr old
ahhh come on man thats deep.12 year olds write better than that

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This white chick from Bournmouth (sp), she went my uni and was a fresher. She looked ok, had hug tits and a nice body. Managed to go back to her hall of residence to night after, was chilling on her bed.Moving to it and she starts sucking me off, felt nothing like she was a ghost. This wasn't working so decided to mash her pum but her pum was weak, so tried to pump that pum as hard as I could to try get a feeling but wasn't working, which resulted in me going soft. I tried to do this multiple times to her that night but her pum was just not up to scratch. Her riding technique was rubbish and I decided to sleep instead.
hmm, sounds like Ducktales.gifto me bruh.
You ain't no ordinary homosexual bruh...
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one romanian girl *not them tramp gypo ones*she moved to me...thought she was turk..turns out she was romanian...she longed the beat first time roundaired her for long...4 months down the line she calls me out the blue wanting to beat... i was like ok kl.moving it up....got the panties off feeling all excited....p*ssy looked like some next ting lmao some choco cauliflower...was deadi thought "too late to back out now"....so obviously...man just thought let me start off with the finger work....sh*t was f*ck*ng HOLLOW...was like i put my hand inside a football that was fully pumped up....i felt upset... i thought...maybe it would feel ok when im beating...started wacking it....it was soooooooo dead.... SO DEAD. i just done some rapid beat ...got a nut *thru my own work kinda thing* made up an excuse for her to leave and never let her come back.i have never felt a p*ssy like before......and since her...that sh*t was crazy.

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Moving to it and she starts sucking me off, felt nothing like she was a ghost. This wasn't working so decided to mash her pum but her pum was weak, so tried to pum as hard as I could to try get a feeling but wasn't working, which resulted in me going soft.
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