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BIG BROTHER 2011 - Channel 5


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Link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00x1wz7

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Twenty-year-old Tashie J has worked hard to make it as a video girl. She has been to stage school, trained as a dancer and has even put together her own entourage consisting of a beautician, hair stylist and personal assistant to make sure she always looks the part. She has starred in videos with So Solid Crew and StaggaBakk but she is bored of dancing in the background and wants to make it as a star in her own right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZUAYpgXI7Y

Reality shows LOVE people with previous TV experience... :rolleyes:

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LADYCLONES:

Maisy - maxi-Chantelle with protractor-precise eyebrows. Told crowd to shut up, therefore will be first out.

Heaven - holistic healer with spiritual hokum and womb obsession.

Tashie - belly dancer. Has a name.

Alex - this year's "I want to prove that blondes aren't dumb" who will be edited to look like she doesn't know what water and

walls and coffee granules and chairs are.

Faye - a jealous wrestler. A jestler.

Rebeckah - club hostess who hates men and runs a charity for underpriveledged kids. 90% chance of lunacy. Pretty Woman meets Girl, Interuppted.

Louise - wears a hat.

MANCLONES:

Mark - the "funny one" for "normal women" to fawn over. Prescence of interesting personality caused immediate claims on the Twitterboat that he was an actor and plant. Will win.

Aaron - Aarse.

Tom - the "camp one" for "normal women" to feel conflicted over.

Aden - is he geezer or geek? Who cares.

Harry - the "posh one" for "normal women" to focus their rage at losing their public service jobs due to the coalition onto.

Jay - Geordie Bore.

Anton - the "urban one" for "normal women" to be guiltily afraid of, until they realise he goes to private school, so everything's fine.

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