Arsenal is like...

[Captain Planet]

Arsenal is like...

The last kid to get picked in the playground for your football team - Mata

1918 Germany after the treaty of Versailles - Emirates

Brandy when she tried to be sexy - Long term failure

An adopt a tiger charity, you pay for its welfare and upkeep only for it to f*ck off and be released in the wild when things start to improve - Fabregas/Nasri

[Trilliam]

What's the difference between Arsenal and a triangle

A triangle has three points

[Heero Yuy]

Is like University, after you've learnt everything, pissed about, and rinised it for all its worth you realise its time to grow up and get a real job.

*sigh*

[Captain Planet]

Wenger was once questioned about the disappearance of a large group of young children, when questioned on the matter he told the police "no comment, I didn't see it"

[Bruno Di Gradi]

whats the difference between Arsenal & Starbucks?

At starbucks you get cups.

[Trilliam]

[Captain Planet]

lol brah i'm tryna take a light hearted approach to this turmoil and you've just dumped everything we don't need to hear again in here

[Heero Yuy]

Arsenal have hired Madonna as head of talent devlopement in a bid to hold onto the kids they steal from other countries.

[Trilliam]

lol brah i'm tryna take a light hearted approach to this turmoil and you've just dumped everything we don't need to hear again in here

apologies brother but i see no outlet for my musings, perhaps i'll make my own thread and edit that post with a joke, afterall i'm seeking constructive replies..