Are you good with kids?

[Soca Junkie]

you dont have to speak like a d*ck and be fake to a kid, they are not stupid (well some are) just be normal and engaging, i love kids and kids love me, cant wait to be a mum

[His-RightPalm]

yea I talk to them normally

unless theyre pretty young and hyper, then I speak at a different pitch playin them dumb games

[Supernova]

I am good with my younger cousins yeah

I am the cool cousin, They dont even like visiting if I am not around tbh

Children aged about 6 are the best, when they are old enough to have a conversation, but young enough to not be effected by the conformity that education encourages

[Natty]

cant really deal with kids

more time they act up and i hit them with the plant of the apes face

[Heero Yuy]

Nah terrible

I can't forcefully emote or any of that sh*t, I can't like, raise my voice like people do for kids 'heyy how are you doing youve gotten so big?' it just feels and sounds false so I just hit them with that screwface

Not good at humoring anyone in any type of situation, spesh if its someone elses kid, what if it starts crying, what am I supposed to do? I can't touch it

No, no, best leave it there

PMSL this is exactly me

Being a place where kids are coming upto you trying to interact_____>>>>>>>>>>

mad awkward, make sure I don't catch direct eye contact

[djbmc]

Lmao can u imagine smiling and entertaining Jane's toddler at work before coming home and wishing the downfall of the western imperialists on here?

[zlastboss]

my 3 yr old nephew told his mum that im his favorite then her and then his dad

PWN'd

[Skenghis Khan]

yh kids like me. I dont talk down to em tho.

although there are a few that are absolutely terrified like im gonna eat them or something.

enjoy that when ive done retail security makes a nice change from dealing with drunken idiots.

mothers use u to scare their kids tho, 'stop it or the big security man will come and get u' -"listen to ur mother" tantrum over.

looking forward to having some nippers.

[Skam!]

yes, i believe i am.