CarltonLeach Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Yo lads Bit insecure about the size of my penis and wondering if anyone had any advice for when a girl starts to grab your c*ck or grinding in the club. Cos i'm bit hench and manly looking its a surprise that downstairs is small so I get alot coming onto me but dont wanna be laughed at in the club. Cheers lads 3 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 grinding is a minor, grabbing... fuck it if they go to grab you just accept it, if you pull away or act like a faggot it doesn't look too good so just push it back into their hand that's what I always do but then again I don't care what they think because it will be inside them soon anyway the fuckin slags 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Doom Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 I really want to help mate but I've never been in this situation. My full support goes to you though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Fighting Weight Posted September 14, 2011 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 I have the same problem, take a banana with you into the club and put it in your pants. I usually use a bunch just for good measure. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest M12 Part 2 Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 I have the same problem, take a banana with you into the club and put it in your pants. I usually use a bunch just for good measure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARVELL Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 I have the same problem, take a banana with you into the club and put it in your pants. I usually use a bunch just for good measure. T-roll........... T-rolled. Pos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 One of my friends (I use this term very loosely) is always asking some next insecure questions like... After a kickabout "Oi fam rate me as a footballer out of ten, like I'm good enough to play Sunday league innit" On bbm "Oi fam look at my chest its coming out now innit, what would you give me out of 10" After getting parred by a chick in a rave "Oi fam that girl is air, she's gassed, like... girls like me I'm easily an 8 out of 10 innit, innit?" He's just come out of prison I think his head has been tweaked or something, but then again I recall him being odd beforehand... When he's moving to a chick it always ends up with her deleted his number etc for one reason or the other and him blaming the girls saying argh she's trying to mug me man, she aired my call. He called me snakey for not wanting to follow him to shot I told him that isnt my lifestyle brah. As an individual he's generally a loser anyway, self-centred, ignorant, immature etc. Spent three years inside and I guess he simply hasn't grown up or I'm beyond his sort of peer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic Man Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Trend post I have the same problem, take a banana with you into the club and put it in your pants. I usually use a bunch just for good measure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esquilax Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 One of my friends (I use this term very loosely) is always asking some next insecure questions like... After a kickabout "Oi fam rate me as a footballer out of ten, like I'm good enough to play Sunday league innit" On bbm "Oi fam look at my chest its coming out now innit, what would you give me out of 10" After getting parred by a chick in a rave "Oi fam that girl is air, she's gassed, like... girls like me I'm easily an 8 out of 10 innit, innit?" He's just come out of prison I think his head has been tweaked or something, but then again I recall him being odd beforehand... When he's moving to a chick it always ends up with her deleted his number etc for one reason or the other and him blaming the girls saying argh she's trying to mug me man, she aired my call. He called me snakey for not wanting to follow him to shot I told him that isnt my lifestyle brah. As an individual he's generally a loser anyway, self-centred, ignorant, immature etc. Spent three years inside and I guess he simply hasn't grown up or I'm beyond his sort of peer. LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 One of my friends (I use this term very loosely) is always asking some next insecure questions like... After a kickabout "Oi fam rate me as a footballer out of ten, like I'm good enough to play Sunday league innit" On bbm "Oi fam look at my chest its coming out now innit, what would you give me out of 10" After getting parred by a chick in a rave "Oi fam that girl is air, she's gassed, like... girls like me I'm easily an 8 out of 10 innit, innit?" He's just come out of prison I think his head has been tweaked or something, but then again I recall him being odd beforehand... When he's moving to a chick it always ends up with her deleted his number etc for one reason or the other and him blaming the girls saying argh she's trying to mug me man, she aired my call. He called me snakey for not wanting to follow him to shot I told him that isnt my lifestyle brah. As an individual he's generally a loser anyway, self-centred, ignorant, immature etc. Spent three years inside and I guess he simply hasn't grown up or I'm beyond his sort of peer. LMAO You know what's even funnier whiteboy He's one of you 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esquilax Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 One of my friends (I use this term very loosely) is always asking some next insecure questions like... After a kickabout "Oi fam rate me as a footballer out of ten, like I'm good enough to play Sunday league innit" On bbm "Oi fam look at my chest its coming out now innit, what would you give me out of 10" After getting parred by a chick in a rave "Oi fam that girl is air, she's gassed, like... girls like me I'm easily an 8 out of 10 innit, innit?" He's just come out of prison I think his head has been tweaked or something, but then again I recall him being odd beforehand... When he's moving to a chick it always ends up with her deleted his number etc for one reason or the other and him blaming the girls saying argh she's trying to mug me man, she aired my call. He called me snakey for not wanting to follow him to shot I told him that isnt my lifestyle brah. As an individual he's generally a loser anyway, self-centred, ignorant, immature etc. Spent three years inside and I guess he simply hasn't grown up or I'm beyond his sort of peer. LMAO You know what's even funnier whiteboy He's one of you Doesn't make it any more or less funny bro, the comedy came from the incredulity of a male asking another male such questions 'blackboy' If you're even black Which I doubt 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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