Daily Commute

[darkman]

Central line in summer is PEAK. I have to stand next to the window....don't care if I have to let 3 trains go past

One time it stopped between stations for a good half hour and I was trapped mid carriage. Closest I've ever been to dying

[Esquilax]

Blowing kisses you know

[Mr. Gayle]

Central line is hottest line

[Wavant]

Man try a ting...

[LS]

I'm lucky that i don't have to take trains anymore during rush hour but when i first started uni it was actually nuts.

Victoria line 3-4 years ago was fucking peak. I've seen it so packed that not only you can't breathe, people are so close to each other i've seen a guys NOSE digging into another persons neck. How can it be that packed?!

- Why is it when the train is rammed packed (You can't move your arms) there's literally no space, my guy is still trying to get on. The next train is 1 min away, just allow it for once, people are already dying.

- When people used to read them broadsheet in a packed train. You can't even turn the page you c*nt and 'cause the paper is so big, the page is in someone's face and they resort to trying to blow the paper off their face 'cause there's no space to move your arms.

- Cunts that see the doors are closing and can't take the L and just wait for the next train. Why do they have to make that final dash like it was some action movie?! This ain't no film mate, 'cause your head gets stuck between the doors and then people expect me to try and help him 'cause i'm next to the door smh

- Back when i was still naive i always used to sit on the first seats next to the doors in the corner 'cause atleast you can lean against the window and not worry about being squashed but it was too tense when old people come on, which is understandable. These days i will make sure i will sit 3 seats down from the corner but them old cunts will still try it and make eye contact. I do not give a shit, from time i sit 1 seat in from the corner, i don't get up for shit.

I remember one time my boy was offering a seat to a old woman, but 'cause he was taking his time she said "hurry up" and man just sat back down and never got up lmao. He said the train journey was tense but no one said anything, everyone acts like they never saw anything. Someone else gave up their seat for her.

[Soca Junkie]

Victoria & Northern line. BARBARIC PEOPLE LINE.

[DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15]

pmsl at hammersmith and city line

all the time u wait for it then it terminates at some dumb place

[Fresh]

you just learnt that word innit?

[JOHN DOE]

Man try a ting...

BUT BLAD YOU CROSSED DA RED LINE

WHOLE THREAD REAL TALK GONNA COME WIT MY PIECE INNA SEK

[Greens]

I remember some woman making a dash for the train with her child when the doors were beeping. She got through but because she was dragging her child behind her, the kid literally got wedged between the doors. Kid was only about 4 or 5, was a massive smh moment.

[DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15]

I remember some woman making a dash for the train with her child when the doors were beeping. She got through but because she was dragging her child behind her, the kid literally got wedged between the doors. Kid was only about 4 or 5, was a massive smh moment.

was she aff ?

[revs]

lol at when an old person gets on and no one wants to get up

looking at the people on seats - the techniques employed are jokes. Anything to avoid eye contact

- fake reading, fake sleeping etc

everyone is tense hoping someone will give up their shit and relieve the tension.

The amount of times someone miraculously wakes up from a light slumber once the old person has sat down in someones seat >>

[Lieutenant]

Central line is hottest line

Bout 3 summers ago was on this line on my way home in a t-shirt, was about 30degrees outside and must of been about 50 on the train. Was with a couple girls and I was SWEATING like Lee Evans. Had to get off the train on 2 different occasions to have a breather. That line is no joke

[Mythy Collins]

anyone ever seen that black guy on the central line, who paces up and down the carridges ona mad one talking to himself?

[Afroman]

Anyone that catches the central line between 8-9am. There is one African staff @ bethnal green that shouts' Mind the closing dooooooooors. Mind the gaaaaaaap.' Voice is hard to miss. Everyone on the train is always creasing.

[A walmart bag]

People that try to board the train before everyone's got off piss me off so much.

Fucking savages.

It's usually foreigners with no respect what so ever......STEAMING JUST THINKING BOUT IT.

[A walmart bag]

Anyone watch your back when the train is arriving and you're about to board it, hoping no psycho is behind you who might push you infront of the train or is it just me?

[JLovely]

Lol thought it was just me being paranoid.

[Nidge Weasle]

Central line is hottest line

still think victoria is worse.

and yeah always have to make sure no ones too close behind me

[John Wall]

Picadilly line <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Tourists <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

[A walmart bag]

Lol thought it was just me being paranoid.

I just don't want to go out that way...

[The Somalian]

Anyone watch your back when the train is arriving and you're about to board it, hoping no psycho is behind you who might push you infront of the train or is it just me?

This is me all the time

[djbmc]

Hold your breath when in the direct line of anyone else's breath, in dyer circumstances you may even need to synchronize your breathing with the person facing you, and exhale as they inhale.

eh? Surely when u then inhale they'll be exhaling and u end up breathing their second hand air?

Lol@venom blowin kisses at guys, you don't do urself any favours mate.

[Benicio del Toney]

Anyone watch your back when the train is arriving and you're about to board it, hoping no psycho is behind you who might push you infront of the train or is it just me?

lol

Whenever I take train and it is coming I ain't the nearest to the tracks.

Allow having that much faith in humanity.

[Captain Planet]

Anyone watch your back when the train is arriving and you're about to board it, hoping no psycho is behind you who might push you infront of the train or is it just me?

This is me all the time

Moretime, when I just arrive on the station I have to move clear from the entrance in case of said psycho or clumsy oaf trying it