Crazy/Psycho Girls

[local]

was about to upload a screenshot but im pazzin out

 

7 unreplied to messages today

 

this bird is gonna murder my mrs n make friends with my mum

[O Fenomeno]

?????

[local]

brazilian porch

 

white obvs

 

well pale

 

they all this tapped?

 

not one ounce of respect

 

fully out of my league aswell

[local]

btw these emojis aint showin up on pc

 

gona assume the boxes are ur usual teary lol face

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Does she have a way of finding and contacting the Mrs ie Facebook/twitter

[local]

the usual fake name altho i slipped up twice

 

private profile tho

 

also keeps askin my birthday n i was fucked up all weekend so told her 3 different ones

 

either 1 of them kinda shit convos you have with limited english birds or she's tryna compile a dossier

 

stupidly showed her pics of the bird as well

 

ill lock her off after 2 weeks

 

jus got a weekend with the mrs to get through

 

gladly kick the shit out of her if she fucks my life up

 

then wifey her off

[O Fenomeno]

[Mame Biram Diouf]

[Heero Yuy]

PMSL

[Seth Rollins]

I don't understand how you can't control your subs bench.

 

[local]

im a simple english guy i dont understand these fiery foreigners

 

she was going along with the scenario like a standard stupid whore should

 

now shes talkin about trips to sao paulo to meet her fat mum and she how she 'no share'

 

keeps callin my mrs 'it'

 

duno if she aint got her pro nouns down or if she's jus bein down right rude

 

gona smash the fuck out of it this weekend then tell her get to fuck from the safety of the train home

[time_bomb]

lool

[dom dom bullets]

[SLEAZE BALL]

[O Fenomeno]

[FinalBawse]

Whyyyy did you show her pics of your Mrs

[Supermalt]

Lol local is just on stufff

[Yoshie]

Lol local is just on stufff

Stories crack me up.

[Niall Ferguson]

I actually wonder what local is like in real life

 

Reminds me of Dondadda.

[local]

Whyyyy did you show her pics of your Mrs

 

she asked

 

thought she was bein cool

 

some girls like that

 

i have a plan

 

it'll work out

[slice2]

My boy. Looooooooooooool.He breaks up with this girl. She proceeds to egg his yard.Went to his mum yard and baked some cakes with her, without the mother knowing they broke up.He tells her to leave him and his family alone. She continued egging his yard.Don't know how he dealt with it, tbh.

:lol: :lol: Went to the shop bought 12 eggs, used 6 to egg his yard and 6 to bake with his mum.

[slice2]

The fuck this topic is too much oahahaha

[slice2]

the usual fake name altho i slipped up twice

 

private profile tho

 

also keeps askin my birthday n i was f*cked up all weekend so told her 3 different ones

 

either 1 of them kinda sh*t convos you have with limited english birds or she's tryna compile a dossier

 

stupidly showed her pics of the bird as well

 

ill lock her off after 2 weeks

 

jus got a weekend with the mrs to get through

 

gladly kick the sh*t out of her if she f*cks my life up

 

then wifey her off

Fffsss

[slice2]

I don't understand how you can't control your subs bench.

 

[o-guy]

     

 

 

I recently cut off one chick and have been having second thoughts.

 

after reading all of this no more second thoughts

 

I swear this place will actually keep you on your square when it comes to chicks