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You man are gonna love this

In Fabric waiting for someone near the smoking area, three guys come up to me

"Are you Esquilax?"

"Yeah"

"You know Jack?"

"... What, off the forum?"

"Yeah"

"This is from him"

At that moment, a light slap hit my left cheek.

I was like rah

"Here's another one"

Another light slap

"I'm gonna take your glasses off"

Took em off, looked through them a bit, at which point the guy on his left said "Nah allow it man give him his glasses back"

"Who are you?" I said

"ME?" the guy in the middle said, "Trapstar Sosa, Bard.. I've been on these forums for years"

The guy next to him said "Necksta, he's just drunk man it's cool"

Bard said "You're cool man I'm just really drunk, enjoy your evening" I shook all their hands and we went our separate ways

Although I did get categorically taken for a boy, I respect the fact that my challenge of "if anyone sees me out then slap me" was taken. It was a difficult thing to swallow, but on reflection it was kinda funny that forum events can manifest themselves in that way.

The Internet can be real sometimes, and I had to learn the hard way.

Bespin (formerly Esquilax)

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*rushes to go nyam some carrot cake and ice cream in the fridge and a dab of baileys to celebrate this good news*

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Guest phonecharger

why havent u told the forarms how we linked for a hs instant and i slapped you and broke ur glasses and took all the pee after you came out the bank

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why havent u told the forarms how we linked for a hs instant and i slapped you and broke ur glasses and took all the pee after you came out the bank

What's a hs instant?

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PenisB this is karma for your wickedman atheistic chat.

God struck, sent man like Trapstar Sosa and the e-goons to lay the Hand of God on you, the pos I give you is meant for God, so remember you are always technically -1.

:rofl: This shit is like Ether to your e-rep son, ratings for admitting it, but you need to ride out. Man basically took you for any Sam on the roads.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2deSAkw084

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Man got slapped twice, de-spectacled, re-spectacled and left shaken :rofl:

God works in mysterious ways.

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Guest phonecharger

why is neckstas bredrins callin him by his vip2 user name

neeks

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