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Having a chick squirt can be fun. Used to mess around with a Scandinavian chick who lived hackney sides. First time I f*cked her she squirted while I was doggying her, it was wild.

 

Best was when we f*cked on her moany housemates bed whilst she was away. Whole bed got soaked. I think if the chick pre warns you she squirts, it's not such a shock.

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Had this with a girl who moved down from manchester, no warning whatsoever, on the balcony and all of a sudden its niagra falls in west hampstead. I don't know if I'm the biggest fan though, its like chocolate cake, the idea far outweighs the experience of the reality. CS the wet sheets thing, would be pissed if i had to get a new mattress over it. 

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Had a few 'squirters' in the past and have been disappointed as it isn't like the pornos...

 

BUT...

 

On Saturday night, met a girl in a club in Manchester, not sure how but the convo turned on to squirting, we then went back to hers and WOW. I have never seen anything like that even on pornos. The force was like a power shower, and she did it 5 times. She said she hadn't had sex for a few months so maybe it was an overload but JESUS, I will be seeing her again.

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Yeah a few times

The last one was in Jan

She asked "who taught you this"?

I said "I learnt from Wesley Pipes,Mr Marcus

She says "ahh I see from friends if that's the case hook them up with my friends"

I told her "You know I don't have friends"

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i dont understand this amount of bum licking

never have.

this guy ever backed his talk?

 

 

One second, are you questioning whether Porchy is real?

 

as in a real life person?

 

 

 

 

 

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smh salty of some tales on the net?

I'm just asking a question ffs

wondering where all this admiration and 'gawd' talk spawned from

put away your cloaks fellas I'm sure he can talk for himself.

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no that's not what I'm asking.

 

your question is the lower part of a hierarchy that essentially doesn't logically exist

 

because Porch is a character, so how can a character back up talk :/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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smh salty of some tales on the net?

I'm just asking a question ffs

wondering where all this admiration and 'gawd' talk spawned from

put away your cloaks fellas I'm sure he can talk for himself.

 

Even if it spawned from a whisper in the back of faces between Ade the fragrance flogger and Jermain the trap bawse, how does it effect your life?

 

Let the man live, if we are to question every story or reputation on this forum then we might aswell shut up shop now.

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i dont understand this amount of bum licking

never have.

this guy ever backed his talk?

 

 

One second, are you questioning whether Porchy is real?

 

as in a real life person?

 

 

 

 

 

13650180391932565339.GIF

 

 

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