You log into your girlfriends facebook and see this...

[Uncle Man]

i would keep it quiet stay in the relationship but bang her friends/relevant relatives then admit these things to her as a reason we have to break up. this will illustrate to her that the connections she has built in her life are meaningless and she can trust noone. she will say why had you done this and i will gently console her with laudanum and convince her theres something very wrong with her and gently persuade her to kill herself. if plan a doesnt work i will set up an elaborate scheme whereby she is constantly haunted by ghosts, until she kills herself. at news of her death i would feel closure and keep it moving along smoothly. the irony or twist at the end of the motion picture is that she then starts to haunt me

if i see this storyline in cinemas soon i will simply kill myself and haunt the scriptwriter btw

Why not just kill yourself first and then haunt your girl bro?

because there is no denouement

[Dipset]

'oh him' uno taking the piss

[Sub_Zero]

If one of my girlfriends did that I'd be slightly disappointed for a short period of time (around 10 minutes) and then I'd probably tell her that I've read her Facebook and that our relationship was over. That is honestly what I'd do.

[Sub_Zero]

walk away, tell her its over, keep moving

This sums it up a lot better actually.