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I GOT A TEXT FROM SOME GIRL FROM MYSPACE FROM BIRMINGHAM WHO SAID SHE'S HAD ENOUGH OF BIRMINGHAM AND WANTS TO COME LIVE WITH ME. SHE WAS A MUSIC VIDEO MODEL GRINDING UP ON SOME DUDE IN A VIDEO. I LOOKED AT MY LIFE AND THOUGHT I CAN LINK MUSIC VIDEO MODELS WITH BARE STRESS OR JUST HAVE ONE IN MY ROOM ALL THE TIME TO BANG OUT SO I THOUGHT OK ILL LET HER COME AND STAY. I WENT TO GET HER FROM THE COACH STATION SHE WAS DECENT LOOKING BUT HAD A COLD STARE AND NO AFFECTION OR LOVE IN HER EYES. ANYWAYS SHE WAS WORTH A BANG OR TWO SO I TOOK HER ROUND TO MY HOUSE. WE SLEPT IN BED BUT DIDNT f*ck. NEXT MORNING I WAKE UP THE CHICKS CRYING. I ASK WHY SHE SAYS SHE MISSES HER CATS. WEIRD. SO BASICALLY LONG STORY SHORT I SPEND THE NEXT MONTH JUST f*ck*ng THIS CHICK AND JAMMING ON MYSPACE. THIS GIRL IS WEIRD SHE DOESNT WANT TO COME OUT THE ROOM SHE JUST STAYS IN BED LITERALLY ALL DAY. THEN IT STARTS GETTING LONG. I HAVE TO FEED THE CHICK SO I KEEP GOING MACDONALDS AND PLACES WHICH ENDS UP RINSING SOME MONEY IVE BEEN SAVING. THEN HER p*ssy STARTS GETTING BORING. I EVEN END UP SNEAKING UPSTAIRS FOR PHONE SEX WITH AN EX LINK. IM CHOOSING WANKING OVER f*ck*ng. SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE. I THINK ITS TIME TO ASK HER TO LEAVE. SHE AGREES WITH AN EVIL STARE. I FEEL GUILTY AS SHE DROPPED OUT COLLEGE TO COME LONDON. SO I DRAW OUT 50 QUID AND GIVE IT TO HER AND DROP HER AT THE COACH STATION. I COME HOME AND CRY IN MY BED. I NEVER CRIED LIKE THIS BEFORE. I MISS HER BUT SHE HAD TO GO. TWO WEEKS LATER I GOT A NEW PHONE. SO NEW I DIDNT TAKE IT OUT THE BOX CAUSE IT WAS SO GOOD. I GO CHECK IF ITS OK. AND OH MY GOD. ITS MISSING. I LOOK EVERYWHERE ITS GONE. PISSED. CHECK THE PHONE BILL ITS ABOUT £150. I CALL THE NUMBERS AND A LOT OF GUYS ARE PICKING UP FROM BIRMINGHAM. I GUESS WHOSE TAKEN IT. IM SHOCKED. I CALL HER AND SHE ADMITS IT AFTER A WHILE. I COUNT MY LOSSES AND MOVE ON. FEW WEEKS LATER I GO TO CHECK MY BANK ACOUNT AND WTF ALL MY MONEY IS GONE. I CALL THE BANK AND ITS ALL BEEN USED UP ONLINE ODERING THINGS TO BIRMINHMAM. IM SO PISSED IM NUMB. I CALL HER AND SHE ADMITS IT AND SAYS SHE KNOWS SOMEONE WHO WORKS IN A BANK AND THATS HOW SHE DONE IT AND SHE WILL TELL THE FEDS I GAVE IT TO HER. I DONT WANT TO DEAL WITH ANY FEDS SO I JUST ALLOW IT. 2 YEARS LATER THIS CHICK MESSAGES ME ON FB. SHES HAD A BABY. IT LOOKS LIKE ME. SHE SAYS ITS MINE. IM SHOCKED. I SAY COME AND SEE ME SHE SAYS OK. WHEN IT COMES TO THE DAY SHE STARTS IGNORING MY CALLS. LONG STORY SHORT SOME DUDE MESSAGES ME ON FB AND SAYS HE HAD A DNA TEST AND THE BABY IS HIS. WHAT A BITCH. DON'T LET ANY SLAG FROM BIRMINGHAM MOVE IN WITH YOU.

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LIFE AS A WRESTLER MUST BE PRETTY LONELY AT TIMES BEING AWAY FROM YOUR FAMILY.A FEW YEARS LATER I READ CHRIS BENOIT HAD KILLED HIS WIFE AND DISABLED SON AND THEN HUNG HIMSELF AT HIS HOME. I WAS SHOCKED. I CRIED. IF WE HADN'T SHARED A MOMENT TOGETHER I THINK I WOULD HAVE FOUND THE NEWS ENTERTAINING. BUT I CRIED.

sat here in tears

howd i sleep on this thread

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I TURN ROUND AND SAY “SEE I’M A MUSIC ARTIST” HE DOESN’T LISTEN AND TAKES ME OUT GRABBING A VIDEO CAMERA I ALSO HAD ON ME AND SAYING THAT I SHOULD BE SET ON FIRE. I STAND OUTSIDE ASKING FOR MY THINGS BACK BUT THE HUGE BOUNCERS IGNORE ME SO I JUST STAND OUTSIDE TELLING RANDOM PEOPLE WHAT HAS HAPPENED.

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:lol:

8T2, read this and relate >

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I WAS TALKING TO THIS MIX RACE GIRL ON MSN. SEXY BITCH. HALF SOUTH AMERICAN. GRIME MUSIC FAN. I HAD JUST SHOT MY SHAKE IT FAST VIDEO. POPULAR CONSENSUS WAS THAT I WAS ABOUT TO GET A LOT OF ATTENTION (TURNS OUT I DIDN’T GET THE ATTENTION I WANTED). GO LINK HER AT OXFORD CIRCUS. WE GET THE TRAIN. SHES GOT HEADPHONES ON. I ASK HER WHAT SHE IS LISTENING TO SHE GIVES ME AN EAR PIECE. I HAVE A LISTEN SHE IS LISTENING TO MR WONG “GUD THING”. I THINK WE HAVE A GROUPIE ON HER HANDS HERE. I TAKE HER TO MY YARD. LONG STORY SHORT I END UP SITTING ON HER CHEST WITH MY d*ck IN HER MOUTH. SHE IS SHY SHE DON’T WANT ME WATCHING HER SO SHE GOES IN THE 69 POSITION AND STARTS SUCKING FROM THERE. SHES IN FRENCHIES HER ASS IS BANGING. FAT LIKE A BLACK GIRLS BUT SOFT TO THE TOUCH. BOUNCY. WE START LINKING EVERY DAY BUT NEVER f*ck. SHE WONT LET ME. SHE WANTS TO DO WEIRD sh*t LIKE GO TO THE PARK AND JUST STAND THERE HUGGING. OR GO TO VAUXHALL BRIDGE AND JUST SIT ON MY LAP NEXT TO THE RIVER. I DON’T MIND. SHE EVEN COMES UNI WITH ME AND SITS IN MY CLASS. I TELL MY TEACHER SHE IS A SPANISH EXCHANGE STUDENT. SHE DOES SWEET THINGS LIKE AT THE BUS STOP SAYING I DON’T WANT TO GET THIS BUS ILL WAIT A FEW BUSES FOR NO REASON JUST TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH ME. I FORGOT TO MENTION SHE GOT A TEXT FROM A POPULAR MYSPACE PRODUCER TALKING ABOUT HE MISSES HER. SHE TELLS ME HES HER EX BUT SHE SEEMS TO STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM. I GO LINK HER IN OXFORD CIRCUS. WEIRD SHE TELLS ME SHES NOT STAYING LONG SHE HAS TO GO MEET BRUZA FOR A JUST DOING ME T-SHIRT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF LONDON. IM CONFUSED BUT THERES NOTHING I CAN DO SHE GOES AND RETURNS WITH A T SHIRT SHE PAID 5 POUND FOR. I KNOW WHAT UR THINKING SHE PROBABLY SUCKED HIM OFF IN HIS CAR BUT I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE SHE JUST DONE WHAT SHE SAID SHE WOULD CAUSE BRUZA SAID SHE WAS A YOOT TO HIM TO HER PRODUCER “EX”. LONG STORY SHORT I THINK IM IN LOVE. I CALL THIS CHICK AND SHE IS ACTING WEIRD. SHES AT A BOYS YARD. I SAY WHATS WRONG WITH YOU. SHE GOES IM JUST HERE TO GET A MIC. WEIRD ANSWER. CALL HER LATER TO SWITCH ON HER AND SHE GOES WE NEED TO TALK. GO LINK HER NEXT DAY. SHE WONT TALK. SAYS HOLD MY HAND I SAY NAH TELL ME WHATS UP. SHE GOES GUESS. I SAY YOU GOT A MAN, YOU CHEATED ON ME. SHE JUST SMILES AND SAYS NO. SHE WONT TALK I END UP GETTING PISSED OFF AT WHICH POINT SHE STARTS WALKING OFF. I WALK AFTER HER. SHE GOES INTO A SHOP BUYS SOME TAMPONS. AND THEN RUNS ON A BUS. IM SO CONFUSED. I CROSS THE ROAD SIT ON A BUSSTOP AND CRY. I NEVER SAW HER AGAIN. LOOKED HER UP 4 YEARS LATER ON PROFILE PIC AND IT SAID “LESBIEN” UNDER SEXUALITY AND SHES GOT HER HAIR SHAVED ON BOTH SIDES IN A SORT OF MULLET. UNDER IT SAYS JUST GIRL NO MESSAGES FROM BOYS OR WORDS TO THAT EFFECT. SHE STILL HAD A BANGING ASS THOUGH.

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You have a life of a clown. Crying over these skets. Remind me of this guy I use to pick up from I would give him numbers of girls I have cut off next thing I know he is in love with them. With all this sweet talk when I gave him the number just to bang the sket not wifey. You guys need to man up.

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Hear you G been in that situation once never cried about it just got nuff vex.

Was seeing this girl loved her like cook food she went away for a while. She stopped taking my calls hardly text me back. Went on the bitches Facebook she was tagged with some ugly ass nigga. Anyhow I went on like I never knew sh*t bitch come to my house said she is seeing some next breh took her stuff and ducked I literally sat down in the same spot confussed for 3 days. Messaged the breh told him if I ever see him slipping I will cut him. Man told boy dem nothing happened though. Got her new address and stood out there few times. Killer is if she was to call me today and say yeah she wants me back I would take her. Makes me feel like a mug but you live and learn

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i had acne growing up which i used to try conceal with creams and even foundation. i felt like a mug but its what i felt i needed to do. sometimes i would get ready for college and put on this clearsil cream sometimes it would hide the spots but more time it would make me looked f*cked with streaks all over my face. when this happend i couldnt stay at home but there was no way I was going to go college looking like that so i would just walk around the area for a few hours. weird i fink weed had messed me up in the head a lot too. anyways there was this path behind my house which ran next to a canal and was inbetween a big dump yard thing where all the rubbish goes. i needed a piss so i went up a hill to the dumping station thing to do it so noone could see. it stank. i heard a squeek. turned round and saw a MASSIVE PINK tail sticking out from the fence all curled up. when i say massive it must have been a meter in length. it belonged to a rat and i could only guess how big it was if its tail was a meter long. I ran down the hill putting my small willy away. the rat must have been eating all the rubbish and grown to a size of a medium sized pitbull i guess splinter from ninja turtles was similar to what this was except this was real

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