mitcham maffia Posted February 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 is this thread dead now shall i kill it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PROFIT MARGINS Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Kill yourself 2 birds 1 stone 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Not the type of thing you want to say to a lad like this, for he goes to shoot up a primary school somwhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Somalian Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Yeah just watched all your stuff it's dope man got anything I can buy on I tunes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skenghis Khan Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 lol tried it with that shereese chick a few years back strange thread bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest M12 Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Skenghis yeah. Where you been hiding?!!?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skenghis Khan Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 just been busy mate, everyone well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chelsea Jack Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 im going to write a new chapter soon hopefully my book will do what my music sales never did for me get me out the hood mitcham aint nice, but its hardly the hood mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted February 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 MITCHAM IS THE GUTTER JUST CAUSE WE GOT TREES AND RIVERS AND sh*t DONT MEAN WE AINT IN THE SLUMS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted February 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 NEW CHAPTER COMING SOON INVOLVING BARE SRI LANKENS 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chelsea Jack Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 MITCHAM IS THE GUTTER JUST CAUSE WE GOT TREES AND RIVERS AND sh*t DONT MEAN WE AINT IN THE SLUMS nah fam u dnt wanna come, nah u dnt wanna come to the mitcham slumzz imma catch u outside 3kings n slap the taste out ya mouth f*ck bwai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted February 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 shut up fam man would throw you in the pond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted February 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 NEXT CHAPTER I WAS CHILLING AT THE BUS STOP OUTSIDE THE DVD EXCHANGE PLACE NEAR TOOTING BROADWAY STATION MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS. I USUALLY STAND AWAY FROM THE BUS STOP WHEN I'M WAITING FOR A BUS SO TO A REGULAR BYSTANDER IT MAY JUST LOOK LIKE I'M JUST STANDING WAITING FOR SOMEONE. ANYWAYS THERE WAS A BUNCH OF SRI LANKENS AT THE BUS STOP. NOTHING UNUSUAL THERE I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THEM AS WE ARE IN ASIAN CENTRAL TOOTING PLUS I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST THEM I ROLLED WITH A GROUP OF THEM IN COLLEGE AND THEY LOOKED AND ACTED MUCH COOLER THAN YOUR AVERAGE ASIAN YOUTH. ANYWAYS A CAR SCREECHES TO A HALT RATHER SHARPLY AT WHICH POINT EVERYONE TURNS TO LOOK. A SRI LANKEN GETS OUT THE CAR. YOU KNOW YOUR TYPICAL WANNA BE JAMAICAN BANDANNA AND ALL THE REST AND WALKS UP TO ONE OF THE GUYS ALREADY WAITING FOR THE BUS. HE YELLS "p*ssy HOLEEEE" AND DASHES A BOTTLE WHICH MISSES AT ONE OF THE BOYS. THEN ABOUT 6 GUYS GET OUT THE CAR ALL WITH BOTTLES AND ONE GROUP OF SRI LANKEN STARTS CHASING THE OTHER.....HEADING RIGHT TOWARDS ME.....IM IN SHOCK AS A BROWN WAVE OF HUMANS HEADS TOWARDS ME AT BREAK KNECK SPEED WITH BOTTLE GETTING THROWN AT FULL SPEED AT THE GROUND. I MANAGE TO JUMP IN A SHOP DOORWAY AND AVOID ANY FORM OF ALTERCATION. ALL THAT WAS LEFT WAS ONE FAKE "BAPE" TRAINER FROM ONE OF THE VICTIMS. 10 SECONDS LATER EVERYONE AT THE BUSSTOP WAS ACTING LIKE NOTHING HAD HAPPEND. MY HEART WAS RACING. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Somalian Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 The big build up from yesterday and u give us that kmt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zizouz Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 so they ran past you. . . must have been difficult glad you've been able to move past it and even share your experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chelsea Jack Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 shut up fam man would throw you in the pond lol i'lll have the gypsies from lonesome site bury u in mitcham common you 2 bob c*nt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted February 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 FAM NEXT TIME THE FUN FAIR IS IN TOWN MAN WILL TAKE YOU THERE AND LET THE GYPSYS RUNNING THE BUMPER CARS RAPE YOUR ASS IN THE BOOTH YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE TICKETS SORRY IF THAT CHAPTER WAS DISSAPOINTING BUT SOMETIMES MAN JUST WRITES WHAT HE'S FEELING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted February 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 CHAPTER 14 I MUST HAVE BEEN ON MSN OR SOME ONLINE PLACE WHERE I GOT TALKING TO SOME LIGHTSKIN BLACK GIRL GREEN EYES NOT PENG BUT VERY DECENT LOOKING. I ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED TO LINK AND SURPRISINGLY EASILY SHE SAID YES. WE ARRANGED TO LINK AT NIGHT AND I COULDN'T BELIEVE HOW EASILY SHE JUST WANTED TO MEET A STRANGER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND COME TO HIS HOME. IT WAS ONE OF THOSE SITUATIONS WHERE I DIDNT NEED TO PUT ANY EFFORT IN TO ANYTHING I JUST KNEW WE WOULD HAVE SEX THAT NIGHT. ANYWAYS SHE TURNS UP I MEET HER AT THE STATION AND WE GO ON OUR WAY TO MY HOUSE LIKE WE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR YEARS. WE SHARE SMALL TALK SIT IN MY LIVING ROOM WHERE THERES NOTHING TO DO THEN WE GO TO MY ROOM TO GO TO "BED" AS IT IS LATE. SHE STARTS SAYING SHE DOESNT WANT TO HAVE SEX OR I WILL THINK SHE IS A HOE. IM THINKING ITS A BIT LATE FOR THAT LOVE. ANYWAYS WE DO IT WITH A RUBBER AND GO SLEEP. WHEN I WAKE UP I CANT SEE THE RUBBER ANYWHERE ITS DISSAPEARED. IM SHOOK AT THE TIME IM LIVING AT HOME AND DONT WANT ANYONE FINDING IT WHEN THEY COME IN MY ROOM. LATER THE GIRL GOES FOR A PISS COME BACK AND GOES WHY IS THERE A CONDOM ON THE FLOOR IN THE HALLWAY. f*ck!!!!! THE CONDOM MUST OF FALLEN THERE WHEN I WENT FOR A PISS. ANYONE FROM MY FAMILY COULD SEE IT IF THEY WALKED THERE. I RUN AND GET RID OF IT SUFFERING A MINI HEART ATTACK. THIS GIRL AND I KEEP TALKING I ASK HER WHAT SHE WANTS FROM US AND SHE SAYS A RELATIONSHIP SO I GO ALONG WITH IT. ONLY PROBLEM IS SHES GOT HER OWN PLACE AT UNI HALLS AND HAS NEVER INVITED ME ROUND. IM GETTING INSECURE. IS SHE EMBARASSED OF ME?. ANYWAYS LONG STORY SHORT I DROP ENOUGH HINTS AND SHE "SNEEKS" ME IN TO HER HALLS ONE NIGHT AS IT IS ONLY GIRLS ON THAT FLOOR. SEXY TIME!!!!. EXCEPT I LOOK AROUND AND SHES GOT A POSTER OF T.I AND DJ IRONIK ON HER WALL. SHE GOES IRONIK CAME TO LINK HER HERE AND SHE GAVE HIM A MASSAGE. IM THINKING MMM OK. ANYWAYS I TAKE HER PANTIES OFF AND NO LIE I SWEAR THE WORST SMELL I HAVE EVER SMELT GOES STRAIGHT UP MY NOSE. IM TALKING A TOXIC SMELL.....MY GIRL IS LYING THERE OBLIVIOUS....THE SMELL IS SO BAD I FEEL TO CRY. MY d*ck SAYS "IM NOT GOING IN THERE" AND SHRIVELS UP TO THE SIZE OF A SMALL ACORN. I STILL WANT TO f*ck I DIDNT COME HERE FOR NOTHING SO I START PLAYING WITH IT WIGGLING TO GET IT HARD BUT NO CHANCE. I JUST LIE THERE COMPLAINING BUT ITS NO GOOD. THE GIRLS LYING THERE WAITING FOR IT IM GETTING SO EMBARASSED. AFTER A WHOLE HOUR OF TRYING EVERY SINGLE TRICK TO GET IT HARD I MANAGE TO GET A 25% OF A BONER AND MANAGE TO SHOVE IT IN. THE GIRLS JUST LYING THERE LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. ITS A WEIRD SITUATION I JUST START PUSHING IT IN AND OUT BUT IT FEELS sh*t AND THE GIRL AFTER ABOUT 5 MINUTES SAYS LETS STOP NOW. MORNING COMES AND I LEAVE FEELING DEPRESSED AND GO HOME TO MY NICE BED. WE LINKED AGAIN BUT IT WASNT ALL THAT AND WENT OUR SEPERATE WAYS. STILL THE STINKIEST p*ssy I HAVE AND WILL EVER SMELL HOPEFULLY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Somalian Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 smelly p*ssy is always a no go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted February 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 its the worst fam first thing i can fink of one sniff of that can put me off the sexiest girl for life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RYDER. Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 You know she didn't give di ironik JUST a massage brah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lens Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 NOT PENG BUT VERY DECENT LOOKING. one sniff of that can put me off the sexiest girl for life right stop being surprised girls want to link You. You should expect them to link You. confidence is a must TAKE YOUR CONDOMS OFF AS SOON AS YOU COME OUT. don't You know there's bicches out there emptyin condoms into themselves? can't be riskin that and if You're not hard, continue foreplayin. girl will take it as You tryin to tease her and it will work. no idea what to do about the smell, that one's never happened to me. bad breath has, and I just have to get away from them quickly coz You can smell bad breath the whole time You're with them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted February 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 FAM IT WAS LIKE A CATCH 22 U WANT TO f*ck BUT THE SMELL JUST PUT YOU OFF...... LIKE IMAGINE YOU LINK BEYONCE AND SHE HASNT SHOWERED IN A MONTH IT WOULD f*ck YOUR BRAIN UP BECAUSE YOU WILL BE SAYING YES NO YES NO YES NO ANYWAYS WHEN IM SAD I ALWAYS THINK OF THIS GIRLS ASS TO MAKE ME HAPPY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4gsNWORNrU&list=UUWbpr2VNuooLlJg6b5YWsxw&index=1&feature=plcp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted February 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 CHAPTER 15 SO IM LINKING THIS GIRL WHO HAS A FIANCE, I KEEP LINKING HER 2,3,4 TIMES A WEEK. SHE LIVES NORTH LONDON I LIVE SOUTH PROPER SOUTH LONDON SO EVERYTIME WE LINK SHE WANTS TO MEET UP AT WEST END WHICH IS HALF WAY BETWEEN US. PROBLEM IS I END UP SPENDING A LOT OF MONEY ON TRAVEL AND SHE IS A "HEALTH FREAK" SO WONT EAT MAC DONALDS I END UP TAKING HER TGI FRIDAYS AND STUFF LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME. IN A WAY I DON'T MIND I'M HAPPY BEING WITH HER I FEEL PROPERLY CONTENT. I KNOW THIS GIRL IS LOOSE SHE HAS TOLD ME SHE GAVE HEAD TO 6 GUYS IN SECONDRY SCHOOL BUT SAID SHE WAS "FORCED TO DO IT" AND SHE SEEMS LIKE SHE HAS GROWN UP. SHE IS MIX RACE GREEN EYES WITH A HUGE BACK OFF. GO ON GRIME FORUM NOW AND I SEE A TOPIC SAYING FACEBOOK SKETS EXPOSED. I GO ON IT FOR A LAUGH. NO PICS. SO I CLICK DOWN THE PAGE AND SEE A THING SAYING SPOILER SO I CLICK ON IT AND OUT OF ALL THE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF GIRLS IN ENGLAND WHOSE GIRLS PIC IS IT? THAT'S RIGHT ITS A PIC OF THE GIRL I'M LINKING WITH A GUYS d*ck UP INSIDE HER WITH HER LOOKING IN TO THE CAMERA. I WAS SHOCKED. PISSED MORE LIKE. WORST OF ALL I'M AT WORK. I QUICKLY SAVE THE PIC ON MY PHONE INCASE IT GETS DELETED. EXPERIENCE HAS SHOWN ME IF YOU SWITCH ON A SKET SHE WILL JUST LOCK YOU OFF QUICK TIME WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS SO I CALL HER UP AND SAY I WANT TO SEE YOU. SHE SAYS SHES BUSY WITH HER GIRL TONIGHT. I SAY "LISTEN I GOT £100 TO GIVE YOU CAN YOU SEE ME TONIGHT" SHE GOES OK. I TREK ALL THE WAY TO HER ENDS AFTER WORK AND SHE COMES OUT TO SEE ME. I WANT TO DRAG THINGS OUT A BIT SO I TAKE HER ALL OVER THE PLACE SAYING I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. I FINALLY CONFRONT HER AND WHIP OUT THE PIC. SHE LOOKS SHOCKED. I START WALKING OFF. SHE STARTS CHASING AFTER ME. THEN SHE GRABS ME AND GOES ITS NOT MY FAULT AND WHERES MY MONEY (SOUNDS LIKE SHE HAD MADE PLANS TO SPEND MY MONEY ALREADY) I START RESISTING HER AT WHICH POINT SHE STARTS GRABBING ME PULLING ME ON TO HER AND SHOUTING GET OFF MEEEEEE SOMEONE IN THE ESTATE MUST HAVE CALLED THE POLICE BECAUSE TWO COMMUNITY OFFICERS TURN UP. SHE GOES TO THEM HE OWES ME MONEY AND HASNT PAID ME I SAY IS THAT ILLEGAL NOW IF YOU WANT ILLL TELL THEM WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT SHE WALKS OFF AFTER I TELL THEM WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP THING AND ITS TOO BATE FOR HER TO MAKE UP ANY LIES.....I CALL HER SHES GOING ON LONG SO I GET THE TRAIN HOME.......to be continued 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 CHAPTER 15 SO IM LINKING THIS GIRL WHO HAS A FIANCE, I KEEP LINKING HER 2,3,4 TIMES A WEEK. SHE LIVES NORTH LONDON I LIVE SOUTH PROPER SOUTH LONDON SO EVERYTIME WE LINK SHE WANTS TO MEET UP AT WEST END WHICH IS HALF WAY BETWEEN US. PROBLEM IS I END UP SPENDING A LOT OF MONEY ON TRAVEL AND SHE IS A "HEALTH FREAK" SO WONT EAT MAC DONALDS I END UP TAKING HER TGI FRIDAYS AND STUFF LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME. IN A WAY I DON'T MIND I'M HAPPY BEING WITH HER I FEEL PROPERLY CONTENT. I KNOW THIS GIRL IS LOOSE SHE HAS TOLD ME SHE GAVE HEAD TO 6 GUYS IN SECONDRY SCHOOL BUT SAID SHE WAS "FORCED TO DO IT" AND SHE SEEMS LIKE SHE HAS GROWN UP. SHE IS MIX RACE GREEN EYES WITH A HUGE BACK OFF. GO ON GRIME FORUM NOW AND I SEE A TOPIC SAYING FACEBOOK SKETS EXPOSED. I GO ON IT FOR A LAUGH. NO PICS. SO I CLICK DOWN THE PAGE AND SEE A THING SAYING SPOILER SO I CLICK ON IT AND OUT OF ALL THE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF GIRLS IN ENGLAND WHOSE GIRLS PIC IS IT? THAT'S RIGHT ITS A PIC OF THE GIRL I'M LINKING WITH A GUYS d*ck UP INSIDE HER WITH HER LOOKING IN TO THE CAMERA. I WAS SHOCKED. PISSED MORE LIKE. WORST OF ALL I'M AT WORK. I QUICKLY SAVE THE PIC ON MY PHONE INCASE IT GETS DELETED. EXPERIENCE HAS SHOWN ME IF YOU SWITCH ON A SKET SHE WILL JUST LOCK YOU OFF QUICK TIME WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS SO I CALL HER UP AND SAY I WANT TO SEE YOU. SHE SAYS SHES BUSY WITH HER GIRL TONIGHT. I SAY "LISTEN I GOT £100 TO GIVE YOU CAN YOU SEE ME TONIGHT" SHE GOES OK. I TREK ALL THE WAY TO HER ENDS AFTER WORK AND SHE COMES OUT TO SEE ME. I WANT TO DRAG THINGS OUT A BIT SO I TAKE HER ALL OVER THE PLACE SAYING I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. I FINALLY CONFRONT HER AND WHIP OUT THE PIC. SHE LOOKS SHOCKED. I START WALKING OFF. SHE STARTS CHASING AFTER ME. THEN SHE GRABS ME AND GOES ITS NOT MY FAULT AND WHERES MY MONEY (SOUNDS LIKE SHE HAD MADE PLANS TO SPEND MY MONEY ALREADY) I START RESISTING HER AT WHICH POINT SHE STARTS GRABBING ME PULLING ME ON TO HER AND SHOUTING GET OFF MEEEEEE SOMEONE IN THE ESTATE MUST HAVE CALLED THE POLICE BECAUSE TWO COMMUNITY OFFICERS TURN UP. SHE GOES TO THEM HE OWES ME MONEY AND HASNT PAID ME I SAY IS THAT ILLEGAL NOW IF YOU WANT ILLL TELL THEM WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT SHE WALKS OFF AFTER I TELL THEM WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP THING AND ITS TOO BATE FOR HER TO MAKE UP ANY LIES.....I CALL HER SHES GOING ON LONG SO I GET THE TRAIN HOME.......to be continued gjsdj sgjs jsgj I KNOW WHO THIS GIRL IS AHhaHAHIhdsihsdhshdishsihshshshshshshshdshsddhsdhshdshh I just cant remember her name lmao Shes from walthamstow. Seen her bare times....sore from wayyyy back lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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