MAN WANTED TO WRITE A NEXT CHAPTER STILL ON A POPULAR "GRIME SINGER" BUT THE THREAD IS PEAKING AT THE MOMENT.....NO d*ck IS ABLE TO BUSS TWICE SO I WILL SAVE THAT NUT......STILL NEXT CHAPTER COMING SOOON
THIS IS A MINOR CHAPTER LIKE AN INTERLUDE SEEING AS YOU MAN IS ON DIS TING!!!!
CHAPTER 15
MY COUSIN HAS GOT A JOB AT NIKE TOWN. I WANT DISCOUNT. ITS SUNDAY. TOMORROW IM MEETING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND WANT TO IMPRESS HER WITH MY NEW KICKS. I HOLLA AT HIM AND HE SAYS HES DOWN. SO I GO TO NIKE TOWN AND LINK HIM OUTSIDE. ROLL INSIDE AND FIND THE KICKS I WANT A BLACK PAIR OF SHOX WHICH HAD JUST COME OUT AT THE TIME COSTING ABOUT 120 90 QUID WITH DISCOUNT I THROW A NIKE TOWN TOP IN ASWELL MY COUSIN AND I GO UPSTAIRS TO CUSTOMER SERVICE AND PAY FOR THE TRAINERS BANTERING WITH THE BLACK GIRLS THERE AND THEN WE BOUNCE. WE GO TO A BAR AND THEN I BOP HOME AND GET THE UNDERGROUND. WHEN I GET TO YARD I WANT TO IMPRESS MY BROTHER SO I WHIP OUT THE TRAINERS OUT THE BOX. WTF IT IS 2 RIGHT FOOT TRAINERS INSTEAD OF A RIGHT FOOT AND A LEFT FOOT. PISSED I NEED THESE FOR TOMORROW. IM 90 QUID OUT OF POCKET AND I DONT HAVE THE KICKS I WANT. FUMING I HAVE TO WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE STATION GET THE TRAIN BACK THEN UNDERGROUND THEN GO TO CUSTOMER SERVICE. THEY TELL ME CAUSE I GOT DEM ON DISCOUNT MY COUSIN HAS TO RETURN THEM I CAN NOT. PISSED I ARGUE WITH THEM AND SAY SEND THE MANAGER SHE BASICALLY SAYS SHES NOT EXCHANGING THEM AND SENDS ME AWAY. I GO AROUND TALKING TO THE WORKERS SAYING WHAT HAS HAPPEND AND THEY SAY "I FEEL U I FEEL U" THIS MAKES ME FEEL MORE CORAGEOUS AND I GO BACK AND START SWITCHING ON THEM. THEN THE MANAGERS COME OUT TWO HENCH DUDES I SAY ALL I WANT TO DO IS SWAP ONE RIGHT TRAINER FOR A LEFT TRAINER. THEY RELUCTANTLY AGREE AND THE MANAGER SORTS IT OUT GETTING ABUSED BY ME SAYING IM GOING TO START WEARING REEBOK AFTER THEY LOSE THE RECEIPT. THEN IT TURNS POUT THE BLACK ONES ARE NOW OUT OF STOCK SO NOW I HAVE TO HAVE THE BLUE PAIR THAT DOESNT EVEN MATCH MY OUTFIT. GO COLLEGE THE NEXT DAY AND THE CHICKS GLANCE ONCE AT MY TRAINERS DOESNT REALLY MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE NOT LIKE THEY ARE MORE ON ME OR ANYTHING.
example ive banged a chick and next man has banged a chick he dont tell me i dont tell him
ive banged a chick i try move to a next chick she knows they will talk and then both of them know wha gwan
its like some guys want to protect a slags honour. like obviously i know so and so is loose but only here have i seen man dem say wha gwan and what they done.
the next chapters going to get this room popping about a "singer"
example ive banged a chick and next man has banged a chick he dont tell me i dont tell him
ive banged a chick i try move to a next chick she knows they will talk and then both of them know wha gwan
its like some guys want to protect a slags honour. like obviously i know so and so is loose but only here have i seen man dem say wha gwan and what they done.
the next chapters going to get this room popping about a "singer"
it aint skets honour....its just u and da chick both know what it is and u know if u hot her u aint beating again unless shes that raw.
you hit the nail on the head..........so now next man is hitting it too and not telling anyone,,,,,,,,,and so on and so on........
and because of this some dude will wifey the girl propose to her take her on holiday make loved up videos for her thinking she is exclusive because he don't know wha gwan
so then boys are protecting the girl so putting the guy one ahead of her partner where as a girl would snitch straight away hence women always getting away with sh*t like that i.e Ryan Giggs brothers wife.
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MAN WANTED TO WRITE A NEXT CHAPTER STILL ON A POPULAR "GRIME SINGER" BUT THE THREAD IS PEAKING AT THE MOMENT.....NO d*ck IS ABLE TO BUSS TWICE SO I WILL SAVE THAT NUT......STILL NEXT CHAPTER COMING SOOON
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THIS IS A MINOR CHAPTER LIKE AN INTERLUDE SEEING AS YOU MAN IS ON DIS TING!!!!
CHAPTER 15
MY COUSIN HAS GOT A JOB AT NIKE TOWN. I WANT DISCOUNT. ITS SUNDAY. TOMORROW IM MEETING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND WANT TO IMPRESS HER WITH MY NEW KICKS. I HOLLA AT HIM AND HE SAYS HES DOWN. SO I GO TO NIKE TOWN AND LINK HIM OUTSIDE. ROLL INSIDE AND FIND THE KICKS I WANT A BLACK PAIR OF SHOX WHICH HAD JUST COME OUT AT THE TIME COSTING ABOUT 120 90 QUID WITH DISCOUNT I THROW A NIKE TOWN TOP IN ASWELL MY COUSIN AND I GO UPSTAIRS TO CUSTOMER SERVICE AND PAY FOR THE TRAINERS BANTERING WITH THE BLACK GIRLS THERE AND THEN WE BOUNCE. WE GO TO A BAR AND THEN I BOP HOME AND GET THE UNDERGROUND. WHEN I GET TO YARD I WANT TO IMPRESS MY BROTHER SO I WHIP OUT THE TRAINERS OUT THE BOX. WTF IT IS 2 RIGHT FOOT TRAINERS INSTEAD OF A RIGHT FOOT AND A LEFT FOOT. PISSED I NEED THESE FOR TOMORROW. IM 90 QUID OUT OF POCKET AND I DONT HAVE THE KICKS I WANT. FUMING I HAVE TO WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE STATION GET THE TRAIN BACK THEN UNDERGROUND THEN GO TO CUSTOMER SERVICE. THEY TELL ME CAUSE I GOT DEM ON DISCOUNT MY COUSIN HAS TO RETURN THEM I CAN NOT. PISSED I ARGUE WITH THEM AND SAY SEND THE MANAGER SHE BASICALLY SAYS SHES NOT EXCHANGING THEM AND SENDS ME AWAY. I GO AROUND TALKING TO THE WORKERS SAYING WHAT HAS HAPPEND AND THEY SAY "I FEEL U I FEEL U" THIS MAKES ME FEEL MORE CORAGEOUS AND I GO BACK AND START SWITCHING ON THEM. THEN THE MANAGERS COME OUT TWO HENCH DUDES I SAY ALL I WANT TO DO IS SWAP ONE RIGHT TRAINER FOR A LEFT TRAINER. THEY RELUCTANTLY AGREE AND THE MANAGER SORTS IT OUT GETTING ABUSED BY ME SAYING IM GOING TO START WEARING REEBOK AFTER THEY LOSE THE RECEIPT. THEN IT TURNS POUT THE BLACK ONES ARE NOW OUT OF STOCK SO NOW I HAVE TO HAVE THE BLUE PAIR THAT DOESNT EVEN MATCH MY OUTFIT. GO COLLEGE THE NEXT DAY AND THE CHICKS GLANCE ONCE AT MY TRAINERS DOESNT REALLY MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE NOT LIKE THEY ARE MORE ON ME OR ANYTHING.
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Beavis
Have you learnt any lessons from all these countless mistakes?
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O Fenomeno
On the subject of learning.
When you meet a chick and your looking to make her the wife
She must run the VIP2 check first (It saves a lot of rage and tears)
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Lieutenant
Lol some good threads lately
The common denominator...... Boshes
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mitcham maffia
boshes posing as wifey material how do we make sure this doesn't happen kmt
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Zizouz
you've just been filling whores stomachs
than other guys been filling their cunts
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Supermalt
It aint hard to tell the difference tbh
Mostly depends on ur standards
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The Infamous
ur old don't ask den questions
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Skenghis Khan
imagine being the guy that wifes someone like jodie, everywhere you go sum geez is like:
"i had to chuck my sheets out"
and dudes walking around with her on his arm, oblivious, grinning, thinking 'i'm the luckiest man in the world'
arghh
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So she's sitting at a bus stop waiting for a link
Then when u return 30mins later shes still there
Then she asks if u have a free yard
Then when u get yard she basically says take ur clothes of and f*ck me
Yh 4 real how do u know if these tings are slores cos that sounds like grade A wife material
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nah look yeah man dem protect slags
example ive banged a chick and next man has banged a chick he dont tell me i dont tell him
ive banged a chick i try move to a next chick she knows they will talk and then both of them know wha gwan
its like some guys want to protect a slags honour. like obviously i know so and so is loose but only here have i seen man dem say wha gwan and what they done.
the next chapters going to get this room popping about a "singer"
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Bruno Di Gradi
it aint skets honour....its just u and da chick both know what it is and u know if u hot her u aint beating again unless shes that raw.
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exactly fam exactly
you hit the nail on the head..........so now next man is hitting it too and not telling anyone,,,,,,,,,and so on and so on........
and because of this some dude will wifey the girl propose to her take her on holiday make loved up videos for her thinking she is exclusive because he don't know wha gwan
so then boys are protecting the girl so putting the guy one ahead of her partner where as a girl would snitch straight away hence women always getting away with sh*t like that i.e Ryan Giggs brothers wife.
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Lens
nah
I show man who the slores are.
specially with 1s like Jodie. gotta tell man approach with condom and don't lips
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mitcham maffia
real talk man got genital warts once and had to freeze them off you man there have made me question how many other "loose women" mans dealt with
funnily enough i just stumbbled cross pics of my ex links in my room might have to up them soon
in the mean time can anyone say if they would beat this?
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Guest M12
Man has genital warts too. So many fails in 1 human.
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mitcham maffia
not anymore the doctor in the clinic froze them off then i got examined by a nurse week after
if u hadnt had an std before u havent lived
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Flat Eric
guy said if you havent had an std before you havent lived
guy actually said this and is 100% not being a stupid f*ck*ng prick
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