The 8T2 Lifestory

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I PUT HIM ON MY SHOULDER AND WALKED AROUND BUT IT WAS NO GOOD. HE DIED.

sat here in tears

howd i sleep on this thread

[Cerny]

lmao 8t2 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

[Yardie 2.0]

LOL moar

[mitcham maffia]

BEN WHERE CAN I WATCH THE FULL EPISODES OF YOU MACKING ALL THEM SEXY SLAGS YOU PROBABLY f*ckED MORE WOMEN THEN I'VE MADE EYE CONTACT WITH

I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME WE f*ckED. NEXT MORNING I WENT TO A GRAVEYARD AND WALKED AROUND. I MET A GUY TAKING CARE OF A GRAVE AN OLD FELLOW HE TOLD ME IT WAS HIS TWIN BROTHER IN THE GRAVE. I TOLD HIM THAT WAS SAD. WE TALKED FOR A FEW MINUTES. I DON'T REMEMBER THE REST OF THE CONVERSATION.BUT I REMEMBER THE FEELINGS I HAD THAT MORNING. I FELT IN THE MOMENT.IT MADE ME FEEL NUMB.I'D OFTEN GO TO THE GRAVEYARD WHEN I FELT LIKE DYING OR TO THE PARK OR BY THE RIVER.I EVEN JUMPED IN THE RIVER ONCE ON MY 19TH BIRTHDAY.IT WAS COLD BUT IT FELT FRESH.I TRIED KILL MYSELF WHEN ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS LIVE BE NORMAL. I PUT MY FEET ON THE GROUND AND REALISED IT WAS SHALLOW. I TRIED DRYING OFF BUT IN THE FREEZING COLD BUT ALL I WAS GOING TO DO WAS CATCH PNUMONIA. SO I WALKED HOME. SOAKING WET.I TOLD MY MUM SOME WATER HAD DROPPED ON ME FROM THE SHELTERING BIT OVER THE CORNER SHOP ENTRANCE. SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME. MY LIFE WAS sh*t

[Hank Moody]

BEN WHERE CAN I WATCH THE FULL EPISODES OF YOU MACKING ALL THEM SEXY SLAGS YOU PROBABLY f*ckED MORE WOMEN THEN I'VE MADE EYE CONTACT WITH

[mitcham maffia]

Thanks bro check these slags from the Akon after party

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2-QAZ55PW0&feature=plcp&context=C3a214f7UDOEgsToPDskKS5maB5OaoneQv8860xABx

more exerts coming soon from my biography

[Beavis]

Are you the fat bald one or the small one?

[mitcham maffia]

LOL CHEEKY f*ckER FIX UP U KNOB WATCHING MAN DEM IN A VIDEO FULL OF CHICKYS GETTING FREAKY

[Beavis]

lol its just confusing, in all the vids thers them two people.

[mitcham maffia]

YEAH THAT'S ME 8T2 AND BENZENO does anyone want anymore biography exerts or is this thread dead?

[Guest Chelsea Jack]

moar

[mitcham maffia]

MY DAD TOOK ME TO THE SUNDAY MARKET. I WAS A CHILD OF ABOUT 4 OR 5. HE WANTED A CUP OF TEA. THE QUE WAS BIG AT THE STAND YOU HAD TO PUSH YOUR WAY TO THE FRON AND FOR SOME REASON HE STOOD ME BY THE GATE AND SAID WAIT THERE AND WENT TO PUSH HIS WAY TO THE FRONT OF THE QUE. A WOMAN SAW ME STANDING ON MY OWN. I REMEMBER HER TO BE QUITE ATTRACTIVE ASNSHE GRABBED ME BY THE HAND PRESUMING I WAS LOST AND STARTED TAKING ME THROUGH A CROWD OF PEOPLE. I ENDED UP BEING HELD UP BY A MEAT MAN ON A PLATFORM HIGH UP IN THE AIR IN FRONT OF A LARGE CROWD OF SHOPPERS OFFERING ME TO WHOEVER HAD LOST ME. I HAVE A VISION OF MY DAD RUNNING UP IN A PANIC TO GET ME. MY DAD TOOK ME ON A SHOPPING SPREE BUYING ME A NEW PAIR OF TRAINERS, SUPERTED DESK KIT AND A MR T MONEY BOX. THE MONEY BOX BROKE BUT I BOUGHT A NEW ONE AT AGE 29 FROM EBAY. I ALWAYS SMILE WHEN I LOOK AT THAT NEW SHINEY MR T MONEY BOX.

[BLACK VICTIM]

hahaha post more

i read them to someone the other day and she said she would buy your book, obv she dont know you can be a bit... well she dont know you

real talk start a blog or something the writing style is jokes

[Yardie 2.0]

I BOUGHT A NEW ONE AT AGE 29 FROM EBAY. I ALWAYS SMILE WHEN I LOOK AT THAT NEW SHINEY MR T MONEY BOX.

*tears*

[Hank Moody]

[The Somalian]

How did I miss this lmao

[mitcham maffia]

I WAS GETTING READY FOR SCHOOL WHEN I HEARD WINDOWS SMASHING, DOORS BEING KICKED IN, SHOUTING, MY MUM SCREAMING, I WAS A KID. MY MUM RAN GRABBED MY BROTHER AND I AND TOOK US TO MY GRANDMAS BEDROOM AND STARTED PUSHING US UNDER THE BED. ONE GLANCE OUT OF THE WINDOW AND I SAW A POLICEMAN POINT HIS GUN DOWN AND LOOK A BIT EMOTIONAL. I TOLD MY MUM IT WAS POLICE AND WE RAN OUT WITH MY MUM SCREAMING DON’T SHOOT. THEY HAD THE HOUSE SURROUNDED. MY DAD WAS STANDING NAKED WITH A TOWEL AROUND HIM BEING LED AWAY IN HANDCUFFS AT WHICH POINT THE TOWEL ALMOST DROPPED. WE WERE PUT IN A CAR AND MOCKED BY A POLICEMAN TALKING ABOUT A GUN. AFTER A WHILE A LARGE BAG WAS TAKEN OUT THE HOUSE WHICH CONTAINED A SHOT GUN. WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS MY DADS FRIEND HAD GIVEN HIM A BAG CONTAINING SOME THINGS WITH MY DAD NOT KNOWING IT WAS A GUN. THE PRICK ENDED UP TELLING POLICE MY DAD KNEW IT WAS A GUN. ONE COURT CASE LATER MY DAD WAS AQUITED. I WAS ASLEEP WITH MY DAD THE NEXT DAY, HE KEPT ME AWAKE ALL NIGHT WITH LAUGHTER.

[Beavis]

HE KEPT ME AWAKE ALL NIGHT WITH LAUGHTER.

hahaha f*ck*ng hell. These storys are strange but great.

[mitcham maffia]

How do I start a blog i'm not used to getting not cussed down till I cry in this forum anyone know how?

[BLACK VICTIM]

hahaha

someone help him out the blog would be too much i swear

[Lens]

www.blogspot.com

then make mini posts on twitter, to direct Your twitter followers to Your blog, naming the blog at the end so they go to the full blog.

[mitcham maffia]

IT WAS 2008. I HAD A MUSIC VIDEO ON TV. I WENT TO DJ IRONIKS BIRTHDAY PARTY AT PENTHOUSE. I WAS PROBABLY DRUNK BEFORE I EVEN GOT TO THE VENUE. MASTER SHORTIE, CHIPMUNK, WRETCH 32, EWERE IN ATTENDANCE ALONG WITH EVERY BATE MYSPACE SLAG IN LONDON. WHEN HEADS SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES BY K.I.G DROPPED THE WHOLE PLACE WENT NUTS. CHIPMUNK AND WRETCH 32 WERE TALKING TO ONE ANOTHER ON THE DANCE FLOOR. I WAS SURPRISED NOONE WAS TALKING TO THEM. DJ IRONIK CAME OUT AND PERFORMED. AFTER THIS A SCUFFLE BROKE OUT INVOLVING MARCUS NASTY WITH DJ IRONIK TRYING TO ACT COCKY BUT HIDING BEHIND ABOUT 20 PEOPLE IN THE V.I.P. I SAW THIS AS MY OPPURTUNITY AND CASUALLY WALKED IN TO VIP. THE ATMOSPHERE WAS TENSE. I WAS SURROUNDED BY LOTS OF WHITE GIRLS WHO HAD A GRIME MUSIC TYPE CONFIDENCE. I SAW DJ IRONIK ON HIS OWN SO I THOUGHT MIGHT ASWELL ASK HIM FOR A PIC SEEING AS HE HAD SEEN ME AND SHOUTED ME OUT DURING HIS SET. I ASKED FOR A PIC. HE PRETENDED HE DIDN’T HEAR ME. I ASKED AGAIN HE JUST LOOKED AHEAD AS IF I WASN’T THERE THEN TWO GIRLS CAME OUT AND STARTED GOING NUTS SAYING NO,NO,NO LIKE I WAS ASKING FOR SOME HEAD. I SAID WHO THE f*ck ARE YOU. THEY DIDN’T SAY NOTHING SO I ASKED IRONIK FOR A PIC AGAIN USING HIS REAL NAME TO WHICH HE RELUCTANLT STRUCK A TRADEMARK TWO FINGER SALUTE. I WAS WELL PISSED OFF BY NOW. I SAW A FAT CHICK WHO TURNED ROUND AND LOOKED AT ME. FOR SOME REASON AS A JOKE I PRETENDED TO PUT A HAND IN HER BAG. DON’T KNOW WHY I WAS DRUNK. SHE TURNED ROUND TO A SHORT BLACK SECURITY GUARD AND SAID THAT MAN JUST TRIED GO THROUGH MY BAG. THE BOUNCER GOES NUTS TELLING ME TO GET OUT AND BASICALLY ESCORTING ME OUT. THAT’S WHERE I SEE CHIPMUNK WHO GRABS ME BY THE HAND AND STARTS SHAKING IT. HE MUST HAVE SEEN MY VIDEO ON TV. SAW THINKING THE BOUNCER WILL NOW RATE ME I TURN ROUND AND SAY “SEE I’M A MUSIC ARTIST” HE DOESN’T LISTEN AND TAKES ME OUT GRABBING A VIDEO CAMERA I ALSO HAD ON ME AND SAYING THAT I SHOULD BE SET ON FIRE. I STAND OUTSIDE ASKING FOR MY THINGS BACK BUT THE HUGE BOUNCERS IGNORE ME SO I JUST STAND OUTSIDE TELLING RANDOM PEOPLE WHAT HAS HAPPENED. I MEET SWAY OUTSIDE WHO JUST FINISHED PERFORMING AT SOUND AND TAKE A PIC WITH HIM, HE’S WAITING TO BE LET IN. THEN I SEE NAPPER AND ASK HIM IF HE CAN GET MY CAMERA BACK. HE DISSAPEARS AND COMES BACK WITH MY CAMERA AND I GO HOME AND TELL MY BROTHER I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH 20 BOUNCERS AND THEY COULDN’T DO sh*t STYLING IT OUT.

[mitcham maffia]

http://8t2biography.blogspot.com/