Guest chap44uns Posted January 15, 2012 Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 blud mans baffled like i dont even know where the inbox is email me [email protected] check ur mail and get at me asap 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted January 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 NAH MAN I HATE THEM CLUB PROMOTERS. IM GOING TO DROP A NEW CHAPTER TODAY AND DONT FORGET TO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER I ROAST BARE CELEBS http://www.twitter.com/8T2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN DOE Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 can this thread be locked getting very tired of seeing it bumped almost every day f*ck*ng hell 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 totally agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted January 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 MY BIOGRAPHY IS AN ON GOING SAGA IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE A PART OF IT GO TO GRIME FORUM WITH THE REST OF THE SPOTTY SMALL SICK BLACK WORSHIPING WHITE NEEKS WANKING AND TALKING ABOUT sh*t IN A HOMO EROTIC ENVIORNMENT WHILST TALKING ABOUT GIRLS THEY COULD ONLY EVER WANK OVER IN TERMS THAT THEY ARE BENEATH THEM PMSL 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted January 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK PASS A BY PASS ON THE MOTORWAY WHEN I HEARD A GIRL SCREAMING AND SHAKING HYSTERICALLY AS IF SOMEONE HAD STABBED HER WITH 100 KNIVES AT THE SAME TIME. I LOOKED OVER AND SAW A GUY STANDING AT A POND WITH HIS ARMS CROSSED AS IF ABOUT TO JUMP IN. I CALLED TO HIM AND HE RELUCTANTLY CAME BACK TO THE SIDE. I WENT ABOUT MY BUSINESS CROSSED THE MOTORWAY WHEN I LOOKED ACROSS THE OTHER SIDE I SAW THE GUY JUMPED UP ON A BARRIER ABOUT TO JUMP DOWN ON TO THE MOTORWAY. IF HE JUMPED HE COULD END UP KILLING HIMSELF AND CAUSING A MOTORWAY PILE UP. I RAN BACK AND CALLED THE GUY WHOSE NAME I KNEW FROM THE GIRLS SCREAMING. WE HAD A CHAT AND HE THANKED ME. HE SAID MOST PEOPLE WOULDN’T HAVE COME BACK. I TOLD HIM NO GIRL IS WORTH IT. HE SAID IF I WALKED A DAY IN HIS SHOES I WOULD KNOW HOW HE FEELS. HE GRABBED ME BY THE ARM AND TOLD ME IM A GOOD PERSON. I WENT HOME. I KNEW HOW HE FELT.I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK PASS A BY PASS ON THE MOTORWAY WHEN I HEARD A GIRL SCREAMING AND SHAKING HYSTERICALLY AS IF SOMEONE HAD STABBED HER WITH 100 KNIVES AT THE SAME TIME. I LOOKED OVER AND SAW A GUY STANDING AT A POND WITH HIS ARMS CROSSED AS IF ABOUT TO JUMP IN. I CALLED TO HIM AND HE RELUCTANTLY CAME BACK TO THE SIDE. I WENT ABOUT MY BUSINESS CROSSED THE MOTORWAY WHEN I LOOKED ACROSS THE OTHER SIDE I SAW THE GUY JUMPED UP ON A BARRIER ABOUT TO JUMP DOWN ON TO THE MOTORWAY. IF HE JUMPED HE COULD END UP KILLING HIMSELF AND CAUSING A MOTORWAY PILE UP. I RAN BACK AND CALLED THE GUY WHOSE NAME I KNEW FROM THE GIRLS SCREAMING. WE HAD A CHAT AND HE THANKED ME. HE SAID MOST PEOPLE WOULDN’T HAVE COME BACK. I TOLD HIM NO GIRL IS WORTH IT. HE SAID IF I WALKED A DAY IN HIS SHOES I WOULD KNOW HOW HE FEELS. HE GRABBED ME BY THE ARM AND TOLD ME IM A GOOD PERSON. I WENT HOME. I KNEW HOW HE FELT.I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK PASS A BY PASS ON THE MOTORWAY WHEN I HEARD A GIRL SCREAMING AND SHAKING HYSTERICALLY AS IF SOMEONE HAD STABBED HER WITH 100 KNIVES AT THE SAME TIME. I LOOKED OVER AND SAW A GUY STANDING AT A POND WITH HIS ARMS CROSSED AS IF ABOUT TO JUMP IN. I CALLED TO HIM AND HE RELUCTANTLY CAME BACK TO THE SIDE. I WENT ABOUT MY BUSINESS CROSSED THE MOTORWAY WHEN I LOOKED ACROSS THE OTHER SIDE I SAW THE GUY JUMPED UP ON A BARRIER ABOUT TO JUMP DOWN ON TO THE MOTORWAY. IF HE JUMPED HE COULD END UP KILLING HIMSELF AND CAUSING A MOTORWAY PILE UP. I RAN BACK AND CALLED THE GUY WHOSE NAME I KNEW FROM THE GIRLS SCREAMING. WE HAD A CHAT AND HE THANKED ME. HE SAID MOST PEOPLE WOULDN’T HAVE COME BACK. I TOLD HIM NO GIRL IS WORTH IT. HE SAID IF I WALKED A DAY IN HIS SHOES I WOULD KNOW HOW HE FEELS. HE GRABBED ME BY THE ARM AND TOLD ME IM A GOOD PERSON. I WENT HOME. I KNEW HOW HE FELT. 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PROFIT MARGINS Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 Mr Wong murderd you on your own sh*t 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zizouz Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 that last one was a mind f*ck you relive the same day on some day break sh*t? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted January 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 THE MATRIX IS REAL THAT IS ALL I CAN SAY youtube DAVID ICKE and awaken your mind next chapter coming soon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Martinez Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 Your mental health is nothing ordinary brahh... I'd have that looked at, if I was you... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elementalism Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 Your mental health is nothing ordinary brahh... I'd have that looked at, if I was you... Trust. Knew this from time I saw his angry Twitter posts directed at random chicks. Get help bro, seriously. No internet joke, I have a funny feeling we're enabling you (if you're not a trullulul).. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eskay Jones Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Somalian Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 Where do you get these pictures from dude? not pulling a Justin? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARVELL Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 THE MATRIX IS REAL THAT IS ALL I CAN SAY youtube DAVID ICKE and awaken your mind next chapter coming soon sad when people get informed and just go mental. maybe such deep info isnt for u brah.u give truth seekers a bad name 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 trust me when its hard my c*ck is big but when its not its like a tiny floppy fing mans always shook in the gym i get changed wid my back to everyone theres always some black dude in there swinging his c*ck around like its a thick black rope stuck to his belly Yhtjytytntrnuthgfmugfmugfmugf F Gf Ngfnugfnugfugfmgfnugfngf Gf Fugnhgfngfngfntdngn God Nngdnhdngdnhtdnhd How have I only just entered this thread today f*ck*ng hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PROFIT MARGINS Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 THE MATRIX IS REAL THAT IS ALL I CAN SAY youtube DAVID ICKE and awaken your mind next chapter coming soon sad when people get informed and just go mental. maybe such deep info isnt for u brah.u give truth seekers a bad name Yh but still 8t2's life>>>>>>>>>>>>your life 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitcham maffia Posted January 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 2004 I GOT THIS CHICKS NUMBER SHE HAD A MAN AND WAS DOING HER GCSE EXAMS. LONG STORY SHORT SHE CAME TO LINK ME AND WE STARTED KISSING AND GOING OUT AND SHE DUMPED HER MAN. WE WOULD LINK EVERY DAY. SHE WOULD COME TO MY HOUSE PROPER EARLY I WOULD STILL BE IN MY PAJAMAS SHE WOULD COME IN AND JUMP IN BED WITH ME. IT WAS BLISS. I USED TO LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING HER EVERY DAY. NO STRESS. I WAS IN LOVE. WE USED TO JUST SLEEP IN BED MOST TIMES. I EVENTUALLY POPPED HER CHERRY. WASNT AS GOOD AS I EXPECTED. NO BREAKING ANYTHING MY d*ck JUST SLID RIGHT IN. WE WOULD HAVE SEX ALMOST EVERY DAY. NOT f*ck*ng BUT MAKING LOVE. I TREATED HER WITH RESPECT. SHE SEEMED DECENT. EVERYTHING WAS FINE. I STARTED RAPPING SONGS FOR HER TO IMPRESS HER. THAT WAS HOW I STARTED DOING MUSIC. THEN SHE WENT ON HOLIDAY TO BARBADOS. ONE OF HER FRIENDS WAS ON MSN SO I ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED TO LINK JUST TO SEE WHAT SHE WOULD SAY. LONG STORY SHORT LINKED HER AND DRY SEXED HER ON MY BED BUT SHE SAID SHE COULDNT DO THAT TO HER BEST FRIEND. VALENTINES DAY COMES AND I GIVE ME CHICK HER PRESENTS. SHE SEES A PACK OF FAGS GRABS HER BAGS AND RUNS OUT. SHE HAD TOLD ME NOT TO SMOKE. SHE WAS WEIRD. EVERY WEEK SHE WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT THEN COME BACK TO ME. SHE STARTS COLLEGE AND SHES HAVING A TERRIBLE TIME SHE WILL COME LINK ME IN HER BREAKS EVEN THOUGH I LIVE AN HOUR AWAY FROM HER COLLEGE. THEN SHE STARTS SETTLING IN MENTIONING SOME GUY SHES MADE FRIENDS WITH. SHES STARTED COLLEGE SO ITS TO BE EXPECTED SHE WILL HAVE SOME GUY FRIENDS. I THINK NOTHING OF IT. FORWARD A FEW MONTHS AND WERE SUPPOSED TO LINK. SHE DOESNT TURN UP. I CALL HER LATER AND ASK HER WHERE SHE WAS AND SHE GOES "ROUND FRANKYS" IM IN SHOCK SHES GONE TO THIS GUYS YARD ON OUR LINKING DAY. I SAY "COME SEE ME TOMORROW" AND HANG UP. NEXT DAY SHE TURNS UP WITH ONE OF HER FRIENDS WHO I HATE. SHES PREPEARED FOR ME TO SWITCH ON HER. I TELL HER FRIEND TO LEAVE AND THEN TELL THE GIRL TO STAND UP ON MY BED. I TELL HER TO TELL ME WHAT THE f*ck IS GOING ON. SHE BASICALLY TALKS ME THROUGH MEETING THIS GUY AT COLLEGE AND GETTING CLOSE WITH HIM BUT INSISTS THEYRE STILL FRIENDS. I FORGOT TO MENTION SHE GAVE ME HIS NUMBER AND THEN GAVE HIM MINE WHICH PROPER PISSED ME OFF. AND HE HAD TOLD ME ON THE PHONE HE WAS GOING TO f*ck MY GIRL WITH HIS HAIRY BALLS. WHEN I TOLD MY CHICK SHE WAS DEFENDING HIM SO I KNEW ME AND HER WERE OFFICIALLY OVER. I PUNCHED HER ARM AT WHICH POINT SHE STARTED CRYING THEN TOLD HER TO CALL HER FRIEND BACK. THEN I BASICALLY ARGUED WITH THEM BOTH. I TOOK SOME MONEY FROM HER THAT I HAD SPENT ON HER FOR VALENTINES DAY AND RIPPED IT. SHE LEFT WITH HER FRIEND. I WAS ANGRY. I CALLED HER YARD PHONE AND SHE PICKED UP CRYING. HALF AN HOUR LATER HER MUM CALLS ME AND TELLS ME TO COME LINK HER AND GIVE HER DAUGHTERS MONEY BACK. I SAY PISS OFF. SHE GOES SHE GETTING ALL THE GIRLS TO COME TO MY YARD. I HANG UP BUT IM SHOOK. I GET A FEW WEAPONS AND SIT BY THE DOOR WAITING. KNOCK AT THE DOOR. LOOK OUT THE WINDOW ITS JUST THE MUM THERE WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE GIRL WHOSE NOW MY EX. I COME OUTSIDE THINKING ITS HER AT WHICH POINT SOME HENCH BLACK DUDE IN AN AVIREX COMES ROUND WITH A HUGE SMILE ON HIS FACE. I WAS PROPER SKINNY AT THE TIME. THEY ASK FOR THE MONEY. I SAY WHAT MONEY AT WHICH POINT I GO TO SHUT THE DOOR AND THEY START PUSHING ON IT. I GET THE DOOR SHUT AT WHICH POINT THE UNCLE STARTS KICKING IT KICKING DOWN THE BOTTOM PART. MY MUM COMES DOWN SCREAMING AND ASKS THEM WHAT THEY WANT AFTER WHICH SHE RUNS AND THROWS MONEY OUT FROM UNDER. I GO MAD AT MY MUM FOR THROWING THEM MONEY KICKING THE DOOR AT WHICH POINT THEY LEAVE. FEDS TURN UP AND I TELL THEM TO PISS OFF. I MOVE ON AND PUT THE CHICK BEHIND ME. 2 YEARS LATER SHE FINISHES COLLEGE AND THE DUDE DUMPS HER. SHE CALLS ME PROPER HEART BROKEN. I GO LINK HER AND WE GO SEE PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN TWO. ITS WEIRD THERES NO LONGER A SPARK THERE AT ALL. WE EVEN KISS BUT NOTHING ITS LIKE KISSING A FISH. SHE WANTS TO COME TO MY HOUSE BUT I REFUSE CAUSE OF HER SENDING HER UNCLE FOR ME. I SEE HER ONCE MORE BEFORE SHE GOES UNI AND NOW IF I MESSAGE HER ON FB SHE WILL MESSAGE BACK BUT WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON. I STILL CONSIDER HER MY FIRST EVER PROPER GIRLFRIEND. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Moody Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 2004 ur 25 and shes 16 no? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic Man Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 Good chapter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaman Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 topic had be benning at my work monitor good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaman Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 2004 ur 25 and shes 16 no? 22 swear u shud know being a 70's baby and that... 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zizouz Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 HE HAD TOLD ME ON THE PHONE HE WAS GOING TO f*ck MY GIRL WITH HIS HAIRY BALLS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 So when u were 21, 22 you started linking a 15 16 year old f*ck*ng mug 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Eric Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 whilst i was reading that no lie this came on in itunes on shuffle emotional story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afroman Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 whilst i was reading that no lie this came on in itunes on shuffle emotional story Them nigel the office manager in a chopper suit early morning motivational anthems there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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