Sick Excuses

[PopT]

Im in need of a good one

and after 1 month and two weeks isit ok to take a sick day

[Seydou]

Just blame your whole life on Adam.

[Nidge Weasle]

if your part time, dont turn up and just turn up the next day act like its a big mistake.

[Bobby Reds]

car broke down?

[Greens]

say u've got a migraine and been sick all night or food poisoning.

[KayGee]

Stomach bug, no one wants to catch the runs

[Haze-e]

Stomach bug, no one wants to catch the runs

This. The runs>>>>>>>>>>>

[O Fenomeno]

Just blame your whole life on Adam.

[Mic Man]

Period pains

[Yung bawse]

Funeral and you're too upset to go into details about it.

[Tee]

just say you had problems at home

they cant ask details

[Kurtis]

diarrhoea

never fails

[Supernova]

You trying to get out of work?

Don't be a f*ck bwai

[Guest M12]

Bank holiday weekend is only couple days away. And you don't even have a permananet job. Just go in man. If its something very important or personal you're trying to skip it for. Just tell them. They'll be cool with it.

[Mizchif]

Tell them your anus exploded all over your bedroom wall and you're waiting for Hazmat suits so you can clean it up.

[Natalie]

_Diarrheoa

_{Tell them you've got the runs. No questions asked then.}

[Yung bawse]

days off work are sh*t unless you already have something planned... end up f*ck*ng up my routine (not going gym etc just being lazy)

not healthy

[Kurtis]

lol innit

i just sit around scratching my balls

[Cerny]

say you got the shits, always works

you need even need to fake a voice.

[Dipset]

family problems or asthma attack excuses usually work for me