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You woke up as your opposite skin color. What would you do?

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Successfully hail a Cab for the first time.

Go out and get a business loan.

Appreciate as everybody says "Good Morning" to me sincerely.

Ask a police officer for directions without them radioing in for back up.

Act suspicious and nervous around ethnic minorities.

Cry as I realise my penis has dramatically shrunk.

Other racial stereotypes

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Buy a Ben Shermann shirt, Burberry hat, Levi Jeans and some Reebok Classics And walk down the road saying AVE IT YOU c*nt

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Ge my passport picture taken, see results and ask why my face is so dark, insist that the camera is racist

Walk into waterstones n confuse people

Crip walk

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start hating black people cause my girlfriend dumped me saying she can get better wood from a negro, sign up to a forum and blame all my failures on immigration

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so basically if my mums white, an my dads black, i wake up wid a black mum and a white dad

1st thing id do is say "Hi dad"

LOL

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so basically if my mums white, an my dads black, i wake up wid a black mum and a white dad

1st thing id do is say "Hi dad"

LOL

Just got this

:rofl:

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See how many black chicks I can get.

Then go corner shop, not be followed or looked at, pretend to talk on my mobile while I buy a packet of crisps and scream down the phone "I'm at the paki shop, be home in a minute"

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fart out loud family sunday roasts and chuckle with the like its norm.

kiss my pets mout to mouth

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