CHINESE JOKE

[DJ TRICKSY]

CHINESE SICK LEAVE: I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!! Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."...

[Kayla]

ha ha ha heard that one before but its funny

[jen]

lol

[ladylaura]

omg! thats wicked

[Afro Man]

LMFAO THATS WICKED X

[madnlooney]

[LITTLE LISA]

lmfao

[Babyface]

A dustman goes into a Chinese Takeaway and says to the bloke behind the counter "wheres ya bin?"Chinaman "I bin to China"Dustman "No, wheres ya bin"Chinaman "I bin to China"Dustman "NO, Wheres ya wheely bin?"Chinaman "I wheely bin to China"

[DJ TRICKSY]

ive been in a situation like dat with a chinaman sum of them are hard of hearing u jus wanna shout down there ear

[ladylaura]

A dustman goes into a Chinese Takeaway and says to the bloke behind the counter "wheres ya bin?"Chinaman "I bin to China"Dustman "No, wheres ya bin"Chinaman "I bin to China"Dustman "NO, Wheres ya wheely bin?"Chinaman "I wheely bin to China"

lmao

[Afro Man]

 ive been in a situation like dat with a chinaman sum of them are hard of hearing u jus wanna shout down there ear

innit i remember wen i was at school and sum chinese girl started... GOSHHHH lol

[madnlooney]

hehehe

[LITTLE LISA]

just read it again an it still made me laugh he he he

[Lady_proof]

[Afro Man]

just read it again an it still made me laugh he he he  

yea its a good one

[LITTLE LISA]