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Guest Chelsea Jack

Me uncle mickey and me old man JohnBoy used to fight down Streatham Caesars in the early 90s, so imma carry on the family tradition.. I signed up here http://www.ibaboxing.co.uk/2010/10/fighters-application/

been down the boxing gym a bit lately and i've done a couple d-bol cycles so i thought lets f*ck*ng ave it

i'm doing 100 pushups and situps everyday and i can punch the heavy bag bare-knuckle for like 90minutes, like proper giving it some welly til me knuckles start bleedin'

everyday i soak my hands in Petrol so when i hit em in the face it be like rocks

all the guys i sparred with have been no good, i'm waiting for a proper fight... I'LL FIGHT ANYMAN

i sniff coke in between rounds when sparrin and it sends me f*ckin loopy and gives me a proper nasty edge chavvy boiiiii

before fight night in december i'm goin to inject a cocktail of Testosterone, D-bol and Cocaine.. I'll be unstopable

i've been described as a mixture between Big Bad John McDermott and Roy Shaw, so basically im a big ard c*nt....

WHO f*ck*ng WANTS IT???????????

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john's physique with roy's brains amirite jack.

swap the dbol for tren if u want to be a proper angry red faced c*nt.

tyson fury's physique jus a bit shorter

Big John's fighting style

Roy's brains and determination

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Mario a couple guys from christie / towpath estate told me about you fella

big lad with a dig but can't take a shot to the body

likes to overwhelm people with his size etc

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see roids yeah

will they make me grow a beard?

inject some test and u should be okay

did it and my balls have become f*ck*ng massive, cant stop shaggin

other day i got hold of a malt and after i was done she was shaking like a shitting dog mate

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see roids yeah

will they make me grow a beard?

inject some test and u should be okay

did it and my balls have become f*ck*ng massive, cant stop shaggin

other day i got hold of a malt and after i was done she was shaking like a shitting dog mate

swear it shrinks your d*ck though?

and where do you get it from?

im lookin like an insecure chick right, i really want a beard

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john's physique with roy's brains amirite jack.

swap the dbol for tren if u want to be a proper angry red faced c*nt.

tyson fury's physique jus a bit shorter

Big John's fighting style

Roy's brains and determination

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Mario a couple guys from christie / towpath estate told me about you fella

big lad with a dig but can't take a shot to the body

likes to overwhelm people with his size etc

lmao

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u done a cycle mate?

i'm gunna throw some anavar in with the dbols to keep down the water weight fella

u think its a good idea?

also when i start to get roid rage i bang a lil 0.1 mdizzle to calm me down and give me a happy but euphoric buzz, stops me from wanting to clump geazers in the weights room

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here's my diet

breakfast - Full english and a Cyclone shake

snack - Pizza Slice, gram of charlie, dbol and testosterone

Lunch - Large Vindaloo with Keema Nan, onion bahgee, and samosas, all mixed down with a cyclone shake

snack - Double Decker bar, 0.1 MD, dbol and testosterone

Dinner - 3 t-bone steaks, chips, bernard matthews turker dinosaurs and smiley face washed down with a cyclone shake

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Personally i think that's pretty good already but i'm open to suggestions

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u done a cycle mate?

i'm gunna throw some anavar in with the dbols to keep down the water weight fella

u think its a good idea?

also when i start to get roid rage i bang a lil 0.1 mdizzle to calm me down and give me a happy but euphoric buzz, stops me from wanting to clump geazers in the weights room

nope. I know folks who cycle regularly tho. dbol and test is the oldskool favourite, f*ck fagvar embrace the bloat. dbol doesnt give anyone i know rage at all, tren turns ppl proper cunty tho,and gives you that roul moat face.

obv i think its all a bad idea.

inb4justinsaysroidsrshit

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ask ur doctor about it dave, if u genuinely have subnormal test levels he will hook you up.

people who do long/high dose cycles of certain anabolics get a bit of ball shrinkage.

if ur test levels are normal it wont significantly increase beard growth, but it does tend to decrease the hair on ur head somewhat.

ill ask him, but im on medication right now and i think he'll be hesitant, depending on who i see cause everytime i go i see a diff doctor

theyll prob give me some sh*t stuff

i need the good stuff, dont care about hair, i got a level 1 and its nothing to go bald

the beard is all i want in life

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