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Guest Chelsea Jack

this encapsulates it perfectly for me

give your own examples

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going out every week and getting drunk till you cant walk then fighting anyone around you and pissing on yourself while your girl does the same but while crying and screaming, youre all making noise at 2am for no reason

washing football boots in the kitchen sink after a winter Sunday game

your girl describing her occupation as "full time mummy" on facebook

etc

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going out every week and getting drunk till you cant walk then fighting anyone around you and pissing on yourself while your girl does the same but while crying and screaming, youre all making noise at 2am for no reason

washing football boots in the kitchen sink after a winter Sunday game

your girl describing her occupation as "full time mummy" on facebook

etc

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not having a shower/bath in mornings basically

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Guest Chelsea Jack

oi, is black brian coming out tonight lads? hes one of the good ones

yh for one of them he aint half bad.. One of the blacks u can ave a laugh with u kno

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why do english people leave their curtains open for everyone to see in there yard at night is beyond

me

close ur fackin curtains

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why do english people leave their curtains open for everyone to see in there yard at night is beyond

me

close ur fackin curtains

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i said this to my self ALOUD 3 days ago while walking to the shop... i had my hood up and thru the netting i could see 1 man and 1 woman laying down on the settee watching tv with the light on...

i was like...

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there was one near the shops here

back 2010 around winter time i went out to shops at night and saw their curtains were wide open, there were 2 women and a kid

this is on the main road you know

i just stood there staring inside and didnt move a mucle. after about 5 seconds they clocked

i carried on

they said something, and started going back

i thought they were calling some big guy to come chase me so i ducked

i was there for 30 seconds

next day the curtains were closed

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leaving the curtains is weird you get seen by other people just walking on your street

i dont like a few people on my street haha

Always remember walking down the road as a kid and looking into this white womens yard she never had curtains and she was fully naked hoovering up her yard (good times) Big main victoria park road

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