see when your making moves....

[Fighting Weight]

Girl doesn't even know who Ginuwine is.

[Kurtis]

oh yeah, back in Essex a few chicks called Africa a country

 

guess that level of retardation could be offputting

 

not to me

 

but you know...

[Skola]

I clocked this girl in the street with some wild waist/hip/leg section even tho the face wasnt saying much i was on it

 

smiled at her and said hi

 

she responded with 'hi.....what do you want?'

 

i was like haaaaaaa     'nothing i just noticed you and thought id say hello'

 

she says 'thats a bit weird'

 

i thought BITCH if you were good looking enough you wouldnt find it weird that guys want to approach you in the street and start convo

[JLovely]

[youcleanwepaint]

its weird that in my reasoning, when your on road and your about and see certain females most of them want you (secretly) to strike up convo with them...

of course some of them need that attention and think as you have set pace its their legal duty to act up and play dumb

but its all about timing and locality in my opinion.

imo as soon as the female has made eye contact and you know the eye contact I mean boys, that's ball into the area business....

[Heero Yuy]

Newcastle chicks..

 

Her:  where are you from ?

 

Me : England

 

Her: No No, where are you really from

 

Me: England:

 

Her: No I mean where were you born

 

Me: In a hospital, in England

 

Her: So where are your parents from

 

Me: England

 

Her: what does your dad look like

 

Me: Like me

 

 

Brothers are an actual Enigma up there

[Kurtis]

Newcastle chicks..

 

Her:  where are you from ?

 

Me : England

 

Her: No No, where are you really from

 

Me: England:

 

Her: No I mean where were you born

 

Me: In a hospital, in England

 

Her: So where are your parents from

 

Me: England

 

Her: what does your dad look like

 

Me: Like me

 

 

Brothers are an actual Enigma up there

 

 

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Newcastle chicks..

 

Her:  where are you from ?

 

Me : England

 

Her: No No, where are you really from

 

Me: England:

 

Her: No I mean where were you born

 

Me: In a hospital, in England

 

Her: So where are your parents from

 

Me: England

 

Her: what does your dad look like

 

Me: Like me

 

 

Brothers are an actual Enigma up there

 

 

 

 

di geordie trollingg

[General Mac]

When you move to a chick and she gives all the right signals flirts and all and the banters crazy. Then when you go in for the contact details she goes the 'I have a boyfriend, you're a lovely guy though'.

Women have nearly died because of this. Remember last week my boy thought he was fully in, and hat he was saying to the chick was fire. Turned out she had a boyfriend and the chick I was talking to was game. I've never seen a man polish off a pint out of pure rage that quick.

He eventually got lucky later though.

[General Mac]

its weird that in my reasoning, when your on road and your about and see certain females most of them want you (secretly) to strike up convo with them...

of course some of them need that attention and think as you have set pace its their legal duty to act up and play dumb

but its all about timing and locality in my opinion.

imo as soon as the female has made eye contact and you know the eye contact I mean boys, that's ball into the area business....

This right here. That eye contact that's accompanied with a very subtle smile and look to the side with the he neck tilting a bit.

[Lieutenant]

I clocked this girl in the street with some wild waist/hip/leg section even tho the face wasnt saying much i was on it

smiled at her and said hi

she responded with 'hi.....what do you want?'

i was like haaaaaaa 'nothing i just noticed you and thought id say hello'

she says 'thats a bit weird'

i thought BITCH if you were good looking enough you wouldnt find it weird that guys want to approach you in the street and start convo

:rofl:

[Lieutenant]

That's in the wrong thread skola

[Supernova]

Ahhhh someone mentioned a chick calling africa a country !

Can't be bothered to scroll up but the other day my friend my was chatting to a couple chicks, whilst I was facing the other about to turn round and join my boys conversation and I hear

 

"So like is jamaica a town in africa" 

 

In the most air headed voice in the world

 

Nearly threw up