Sexual Noise Thread

[Mame Biram Diouf]

kaygee, does ur tings shine bright like a diamond?

PMSL the guy has lost his marbles.

[Woodpecker]

Sexual noise is fine if no one else is in the house

 

how can that even be an option, not on them silent sexes, if I am fucking obviously the house is big enough or the people in it are not important enough for me to have to hide the sex

 

#NoShame

[Skola]

boy

 

i have had an occasion where the only option was to bring the ting back to my mums

 

its not a big house so we had to try and keep quiet

 

so after nuts have been busted the girl leaves and then my mum gets up

 

"who was just at the door?"

 

im thinking FUCK i really dont want to tell her i was just banging some rather mediocre female under her roof

 

then i had a moment of inspiration and with the most epic poker face i told her

 

"the cat wanted out"

 

[kurious]

sometimes I bawl out mans government name and sometime I bawl out his music name ( no he isnt a rapper) and we were saying how my neighbor must think someones getting cheated on in there lol

[Guest chap44uns]

Is he a producer?

Does he give you di good beats?

Di he di ha

[Haze-e]

Is he a producer?

Does he give you di good beats?

Di he di ha

Di lol

[Kurtis]

i remember when i was like 13 i hoped id one day make love to this

 

 

never, ever happened

 

mainly cause i aint even heard the tune since like 2005, but still, im disappointed in myself

[Fighting Weight]

One of the things I love about my girl is how she moans and the sounds she makes. It's a thing of beauty. Spesh when she comes.

[KayGee]

'HALLO'

 

[Skola]

looool mike you need to send them packing when ur mums still asleep or after she leaves the house.

 

One of the things I love about my girl is how she moans and the sounds she makes. It's a thing of beauty. Spesh when she comes.

 

 

mate.  my mixed race ex was like shit.  proper moaning and 'oh shit skola, oh fuck, skola, im gonna cum' etc etc. 

 

a little bit of communication and dirty talk is important.

[JOHN DOE]

i fucking love it when a girl says 'im gonna cum/im cumming'

 

its like a nitrous boost straight to the c*ck

[JOHN DOE]

what i dont like, however is when a girl says shes gonna cum but u dont want to busss  yet but at the same timeyou want to make her cum so u end up reaching the point of no return and cumming also 

 

fuck sake

 

or when you buss in the position that you didnt want to buss in 

[Lieutenant]

what i dont like, however is when a girl says shes gonna cum but u dont want to busss yet but at the same timeyou want to make her cum so u end up reaching the point of no return and cumming also

I've buss in chicks I didn't want to in the past due to this

Ffs

[Flat Eric]

when u start bostin

and she starts bostin

which makes u start bostin harder

and so she bosts even harder

 

 

[Fresh]

The clench, the legs wrapped around and squeezing, dem ting dere have you frozen in the same position u bust in for a good 5 minutes, ghost busting every 10 seconds after the main bust.

[Fighting Weight]

i fucking love it when a girl says 'im gonna cum/im cumming'

 

its like a nitrous boost straight to the c*ck

 

This....This is the part I forward to in the zorns

[JOHN DOE]

'ghost busting'

 

[Flat Eric]

i fucking love it when a girl says 'im gonna cum/im cumming'

 

its like a nitrous boost straight to the c*ck

 

This....This is the part I forward to in the zorns

 

in zorn it seems fake though

[Kurtis]

because it is

 

unless maybe if you get that amatuer shit

 

which is pretty much all im fuckin with right now

[Fighting Weight]

Def this is why I have my favourites where I'm pretty sure it's genuine, can't stand girls who just seem dead and come with the same moan all the time, like Courtney Devine...she had so much potential.

 

Skin Diamond (this girl is actually....magical..seriously...i would almost wife her)

Kapri Styles

Asa Akira

Lilly Thai

 

Can't think of any others atm..

[Fighting Weight]

because it is

 

unless maybe if you get that amatuer shit

 

which is pretty much all im fuckin with right now

 

Annoying typing in 'amateur ebony orgasm' and having to scroll past bare dildo videos

 

Wait what thread is this

[Fresh]

Angel cummings has the wickidest moan, if only it was real

[Kurtis]

swear my one and only life gorl is to make a chick squirt

 

dont even care about kids or career

 

pretty sure half the chicks have lied about bussing aswell

[Wavant]

Looooool

HALLO

Fucking hell tooooo real

[Uncle Man]

'ghost busting'