Was Out Last Night......

[Rsonist]

Bare drama, could write an essay to you all, but i got a meeting with my uni tutor about plagiarism in an hour, so ill keep it short.But anyway, i got headbutted in the temple of my nose, and it aint stopped bleeding for hours, not like gushing, just dripping out, does this mean ive broke it again? Cant be f*cked going to the hospital to see to it, anythin i can do it home just to stop it?!

[North Aleng]

wat about da guy who butted u

[Guest Ryan]

Can't beat a Cheetah.BTW I hope it was a Gooner.

[Black Ant]

put a wotsit up your nose

[Rsonist]

wat about da guy who butted u

He was writing his number on my ex's arm, knowing who i was and smiling in my direction.I wasnt havin any of it, and being a hotheaded c*nt i threw my pint glass at him, kinda hit his jaw but didnt smash just soaked the prick. A little scuffle then ensued, with me being headbutted, before it got broken up by the bouncers.

[djbmc]

how long has it been bleeding for? get a bit of cotton wool, be ready for the multiple crusty blood bogies, i hate them

[Guest Ryan]

He was writing his number on my ex's arm, knowing who i was and smiling in my direction.I wasnt havin any of it, and being a hotheaded c*nt i threw my pint glass at him, kinda hit his jaw but didnt smash just soaked the prick. A little scuffle then ensued, with me being headbutted, before it got broken up by the bouncers.

Should have just smiled at him and said "Been there, done that, took off the t-shirt" and then added "and jizzed on that arm "

[zlastboss]

broke my nose b4 in a fight and clicked it bak in place when i woke up by accidentsh*t myself whenm i heard the loud crack when it moved bak into placewent A&E and they told me to come bak 3 days later when swelling is gone. didnt bother goin baki been ok since but reckon 1 swift punch to my nose will take manz out maybe

[OGSTA1]

PISSED 4 MY FELLOW YID STILL...FIGHTING OVER CHICKS STOPPED FROM THE YEAR 2000 THO G...

[Thun]

Allow being head butted over a girl.

[Guest Ryan]

PISSED 4 MY FELLOW YID STILL...FIGHTING OVER CHICKS STOPPED FROM THE YEAR 1997 THO G...

Fighting one of your best friends over a girl isn't the one

[Guest Seriouss]

You should have headbutted her.

[Rsonist]

Nah it wernt fighting over the ex, the guy was making a mug of me, any guy with a bit of pride woulda done the same.The bleeding has sorta stopped, shoved cotton wool up it, going into see my tutor about this ballox looking and feeling like sh*t.

[Guest Seriouss]

Nah it wernt fighting over the ex, the guy was making a mug of me, any guy with a bit of pride woulda done the same.The bleeding has sorta stopped, shoved cotton wool up it, going into see my tutor about this ballox looking and feeling like sh*t.

Ooh, play on the sympathy vote. Say that you have been self harming by banging your head against a wall.

[Aquaman]

cudnt of happened to a nicer guy stihill

[Knox Harrington]

I was in the pub last night and I got accosted by these two guys. Turns out they were undercover coppers and they thought I was a drug dealer. It was a bit strange. I guess I matched some guys description or something.