The Ball Watching Thread

[Uncle Man]

that was in my younger days though,

 

wouldnt hype a slore like that these days

[kerser]

K

[Kurtis]

did You not look into a pair of sunglasses with a camera attached so no one would clock the camera before, and post it on here?

 

edit - found it: http://www.vip2.co.uk/forum/topic/68885-am-i-the-only-one/?p=2178342

 

lol it was fuckin shit

 

all there is is random cheap flaky china shit

 

guess western companies are scared to make really covert ones

[Woodpecker]

http://www.spycatcheronline.co.uk/button-screw-head-spy-camera-with-seperate-digital-video-recorder.html

[Guest chap44uns]

K

 

// fraff

[Fresh]

Piss poor performance lads.

I'm sat on a packed out picadilly line tube with people stood between the parallel seating. As the standing folk clear off I see directly across me is a piff lightly. We catch eye contact instantly at which point the guy next to me gets up. His bag was propping a broken window closed so after he left it was swinging and licking people's shoulders with force. Pic of said window...

A couple stops down more space freed up. Then the ting licks me again. We catch eyes again, and she moves her bag off the seat so I can move to sit next to her.

I move.

I bottle it.

We both have headphones in so I start planning ways to discreetly get her attention so the whole carriage doesn't hear me flop. I start typing messages on my notes app to show her. Then I scrapped it cos it felt neeky. By this time we've been about 3 stops so I thought llow it she's gonna get off any minute. Was she not still there when I got of 9 stops later KMT.

Public transport chirps is tactically insane I rate my one with the Lens level confidence to pull it off.

Furthermore o Lens please give me tube advice.

[O Fenomeno]

[Kurtis]

LOL

 

[Guest chap44uns]

thought i was gonna scroll down and see a pic of di piff lighty on di train

[Yoshie]

thought i was gonna scroll down and see a pic of di piff lighty on di train

[Fresh]

We should start something. Chrips and pose. Chaps, set pace.

[kerser]

lol thts pain tho. longer uleave it harder it is

 

 

thought i was gonna scroll down and see a pic of di piff lighty on di train

[kerser]

LOL

 

 

used to do those to my mum when I was a kid loool

 

when I was in trouble

 

"im sorry, do you forgive me"

[Kurtis]

LOL

 

 

used to do those to my mum when I was a kid loool

 

when I was in trouble

 

"im sorry, do you forgive me"

 

lol awwwww

[Fresh]

Reminds me of when girls used to write me notes in class. That was the sweetest joy before I got p*ssy.

[O Fenomeno]

[Lens]

Furthermore o Lens please give me tube advice.

You sit opposite Your target, not next to them, that way, if You speak in her direction, even with headphones in, she will pull one out to hear what You're saying.

 

opposite seat is way less imposing than the seat next to her

[dom dom bullets]

Don't normally move to chicks on the underground, but drew one Brazilian ting sitting opposite me the other day. Carriage weren't packed though.

[Fresh]

Furthermore o Lens please give me tube advice.

You sit opposite Your target, not next to them, that way, if You speak in her direction, even with headphones in, she will pull one out to hear what You're saying.

opposite seat is way less imposing than the seat next to her

What do I say bro

[Uncle Man]

say listen im willing to crash and burn in a packed tube in the hugh grant style just to get yr digits so how about it

 

then she says awkward

 

then the whole carriage says awkward

 

and u realise yr not wearing any trousers and have not revised for yr geography exam

 

these last two things u have to add in posthumously in order to believe it was just a bad dream

 

/

 

i dont think i would do it myself, guess i dont have the stones for it

 

guess u could get off at her stop and say excuse me you dropped yr fone

 

then shell say its not my fone then u say bitch its my fone now put yr number inside

 

hold yr other hand inside yr shirt so it looks like u have a gun

[dom dom bullets]

lmao wtf

[Yoshie]

'and u realise yr not wearing any trousers and have not revised for yr geography exam'

 

 

this guy kills me

[JLovely]

[Jam]

[imhim]