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im crossing at the lights and notice one quite fine blond girl

 

nose was kinda hench but anyway

 

im ball watching like a d*ckhead then some guy runs past

 

stops

 

turns around and goes to her

 

"you passed me back there"

 

thats all i caught but....

 

well played sir

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Just read through this and can say with 100% certainty that Lens is chatting shit.

 

About you try to draw girls when they're out with their fellas on a random.

 

Try that shit round here and you'll get a smack to the mouth, but tbh you're not drawing any chicks with your nylon Nike TN polos brah.

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ok, here's my record

 

I turned up for beef with the following:

 

Flat Eric, Jas, Frank, and Lahl. Woodpecker claimed he wanted it but failed to provide contact details.

 

Chapps tracked me from Shepherd's Bush to Oxford Street, before finally calling me out and still decided he didn't want it and ran.

 

I have numerous pics and videos posted on here. I have proven I am a real person.

 

You have no verification whatsoever, You're in no position to talk about what anyone would and wouldn't do in real life.

 

Verify Yourself and know Your rank

 

In footballing terms, show me Your medals

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said already, don't judge me by Your own low standards

 

ok, seems a few guys here are on some "if I can't do it, no one can" tip

 

Thizzle Kicks/Kerser: You might get Your face smashed in for drawin man's girls in front of them. I am not You. I don't

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ok, here's my record

 

I turned up for beef with the following:

 

Flat Eric, Jas, Frank, and Lahl. Woodpecker claimed he wanted it but failed to provide contact details.

 

Chapps tracked me from Shepherd's Bush to Oxford Street, before finally calling me out and still decided he didn't want it and ran.

 

I have numerous pics and videos posted on here. I have proven I am a real person.

 

You have no verification whatsoever, You're in no position to talk about what anyone would and wouldn't do in real life.

 

Verify Yourself and know Your rank

 

In footballing terms, show me Your medals

 

Has anyone else ever turned up? If not why do You keep turning up?

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someone gimme some pointers moving up girls in di gym

 

bit rusty around the mouth

 

cheers

 

wait till there out

bruv i try do that sometimes i wanna leave and there still lingering in di packed out gym its peak when di hunger pains come thru

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ok, here's my record

I turned up for beef with the following:

Flat Eric, Jas, Frank, and Lahl. Woodpecker claimed he wanted it but failed to provide contact details.

Chapps tracked me from Shepherd's Bush to Oxford Street, before finally calling me out and still decided he didn't want it and ran.

I have numerous pics and videos posted on here. I have proven I am a real person.

You have no verification whatsoever, You're in no position to talk about what anyone would and wouldn't do in real life.

Verify Yourself and know Your rank

In footballing terms, show me Your medals

Has anyone else ever turned up? If not why do You keep turning up?

pmsl

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