The Ball Watching Thread

[O Fenomeno]

The truth is

I don't have time to humor her

I normally just say "you look nice" followed by "when am I seeing you"?

Numbers are exchanged

Nothing too complicated

[Yoshie]

Basically don't sound like ImHim/the average instagram commenter irl.

Compliments are fine.

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Moving to chicks on a packed tube is so brazen

 

Only done tube for times that I can remember 

 

1. Eye contact for 3 stops, had strong feeling getting off same stop, did and wrapped it

 

2. She was 100% watching me, she got off I jumped quick, said can I get a minute, she said yea but I got a man and don't give up my number, so just and somehow made it back on before doors closed

 

3. Sitting next to me, wrote draft text and handed her my phone saying, ''would do this outloud but everyone will hear lol.. etc'' told her write her number if shes interested in talking cuz im getting off soon, wrote in her number and it was done

 

4. Standing up, looked at her smiled and said ''long day I take it?'' She just cut her eye and screwed so I just said, deffo long day 

[Kurtis]

man really have Phd thesis' on wether or not to talk to a woman

[Woodpecker]

Please nobody take Banes advice on women, ever

[O Fenomeno]

[Sole]

Drawing tings on public transport pmsl

[O Fenomeno]

Nothing wrong in drawing chicks on a plane

[Woodpecker]

nothing wrong with drawing chicks anywhere really depends on lots of factors

 

just dont do it like Bane

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Please nobody take Banes advice on women, ever

 

[dom dom bullets]

regale away bro

[Kurtis]

im 75percent sure i could have banged a stewardess on a plane back from dubai. i was only a young teen tho no follow thru

 

 

i can regalle u with the cool story if u want

 

i sometimes think that about certain service people ike waitresses etc

 

but i think theyre just tying hard to be good at their job

[Woodpecker]

in a country where there is no tipping culture

 

ye right bro

[Guest chap44uns]

Nuttin wrong with bane approaches tbh

All in all its ether u have it or u don't

[Woodpecker]

u shud write a fantasy novel

[Woodpecker]

prove it

[Woodpecker]

so when I do it it's trolling and when u do it it's........

 

ahh I see, MG was just gassing lads, we all know, but let's not mention it again so as not to upset his fragile ego

[The Flyest]

when trolls troll trolls

[Benicio del Toney]

The truth is

I don't have time to humor her

I normally just say "you look nice" followed by "when am I seeing you"?

Numbers are exchanged

Nothing too complicated

 

Smooth

[Benicio del Toney]

if rejected, part on good terms, You will be in a good mood for the next approach You make.

 

Great lyrics tbf

[The Flyest]

you reckon if one were to make a poll asking the forum

 

 

the results would go in favour of you not being a troll?

[The Flyest]

do it and find out

 

[Yuri]

Lol brisco them stories there

Pics or proof innit

[Woodpecker]

swear I was pissing myself when hes talking about a 6 pack of heineken

 

them daydreams there lol

[imhim]

The truth is

I don't have time to humor her

I normally just say "you look nice" followed by "when am I seeing you"?

Numbers are exchanged

Nothing too complicated