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Leslie Nielsen

best text you can recieve

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'your mum, bitch'my cuz sent me last night she makes me chuckle or 'money paid, dad'my dad last week, he makes me rich (but im poor agen now)

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'U mean alot to me'&'KOOL FAM SKEENIZZLE SAFE SHOWA! LOL'which was my friend Rach taking the p*ss.

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faze i got that exact same thing apart from it was a call from my girlfriend.
yeah im dropping the 'when do i get my present' to the ladies txtin me biggrin.gif

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Well it was the nicest tx i recieved in the last week from a fren i saw who i aint seen in like a year "it was nice seeing u, u still look good'' biggrin.gif

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wen yr service provider lets u know about a special deal the7y got on.berr thoughtful of them

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err"You prick, I swear you're lucky I'm not a slag and have neeeds. What you doing right now?"got that this morning, f*ckry saturday morning i knowdealt with the situation still

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