best text you can recieve

[Leslie Nielsen]

for me its one i got a little while ago."lets get pissed tonight""ok when and where?""wherever,whenever"

[kurious]

'your mum, bitch'my cuz sent me last night she makes me chuckle or 'money paid, dad'my dad last week, he makes me rich (but im poor agen now)

[Leslie Nielsen]

my parents just go on about that i owe them housekeeping. i said i only paid ã70 this week but they still want it. nitemare.

[X-T]

'U mean alot to me'&'KOOL FAM SKEENIZZLE SAFE SHOWA! LOL'which was my friend Rach taking the p*ss.

[Guest FaZe]

today "what do you want money or present"win win.

[Leslie Nielsen]

faze i got that exact same thing apart from it was a call from my girlfriend.

[Guest FaZe]

faze i got that exact same thing apart from it was a call from my girlfriend.

yeah im dropping the 'when do i get my present' to the ladies txtin me

[MEIRELES.]

"Wat r u doin 2day? Txt bk"From a chick

[JLovely]

Well it was the nicest tx i recieved in the last week from a fren i saw who i aint seen in like a year "it was nice seeing u, u still look good''

[Social]

wen yr service provider lets u know about a special deal the7y got on.berr thoughtful of them

[CRLS AGAIN]

err"You prick, I swear you're lucky I'm not a slag and have neeeds. What you doing right now?"got that this morning, f*ckry saturday morning i knowdealt with the situation still