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The dude and the product are a massive scam.

The Wikipedia page is funny. Read it before it gets deleted

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Master_Jay


 


DJ Grandmaster Jay is a DJ enthusiast who attempted to impersonate DJ Jazzy Jeff in order to sell low-end DJ products. DJ Grandmaster Jay promoted a product from BeamzDJ called the Grandmaster BeamzDJ

Grandmaster Jay is also known for:

 

  • Being the latest Top Gear's Stig
  • Teaching Funkmaster Flex about Mixtapes
  • The Hand Jive
  • The Creator Of The Holy Bible
  • The Creator Of the Ms Cleo Commercials
  • Being The Forth Member of the 80's R & B group GUY (Though He was Never Seen)
  • Being The driver who took 2Pac to the hospital in vegas (1996)
  • Poked Slick Rick in the eye (Reason he wears a patch til' this day)
  • Grandmaser Jay gave "Spiritual Advice" to Bishop Eddie Long, Creflo Dollar & Benny Henn
  • In 1987, he told MC Hammer that baggies were better to dance in than Levis so he came up with hammer pants, he was an original dancer with the group but it was too many dancers on stage so he quit.
  • Was DMC champ 3 yrs in a row before Tony Prince created the DMC competition in 1985
  • He actually inspired LL's "Crush you like a jellybean" line when he crushed Cut Creators pack of jelly beans with his crate of records during a block party on Farmers Blvd in which he was the headlining rapper and Dj
  • in 1972 he bought DJ Kool Herc his first turntable right after he created the original blueprints for the SL1200
  • in 1975 he bumped into Grand Wizard Theodore's turntable, inventing the scratch
  • in 1989 He was on the cover of Big Daddy Kane's Album (It's A Big Daddy Thing) but you can't see him cause he's sitting in the car.
  • in 1989 he founded Interscope Records with Jimmy Iovine and Giorgio Saravia
  • in 2004 he started the Core DJ's
  • In 1987 Gives Ted Demme Idea for Yo! MTV Raps
  • in 1997 GrandMaster JayBreaks into someones house and is caught sleeping on his couch.
  • Grandmaster Jay was originally to play the lead role in Juice later given to Omar Epps. However he declined because of his tour DJ schedule with Milli Vanilli.....which he was later fired from for the whole..."Girl, you know its, girl you know it's, Girl, you know it's......" fiasco.
  • Pretending he is DJ Jazzy Jeff
  • Playing with low-end toy's
  • Any other random lies that have no truth in the world
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The guy and the product is a midi controller for serato/tracktor. They use lazers to hit cue points.

 

The thing is, they found this wasteman and stole two of Jazzy Jeffs routines routines in order to sell their product.

 

 

This is one of Jeff audio that was used

 

 

 

All this Grandmaster GAY guy is trying to mimic jazzy jeff on this stupid controller, which you would not physically be able to do.

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The dude and the product are a massive scam.

The Wikipedia page is funny. Read it before it gets deleted

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Master_Jay

 

 

DJ Grandmaster Jay is a DJ enthusiast who attempted to impersonate DJ Jazzy Jeff in order to sell low-end DJ products. DJ Grandmaster Jay promoted a product from BeamzDJ called the Grandmaster BeamzDJ

Grandmaster Jay is also known for:

 

  • Being the latest Top Gear's Stig
  • Teaching Funkmaster Flex about Mixtapes
  • The Hand Jive
  • The Creator Of The Holy Bible
  • The Creator Of the Ms Cleo Commercials
  • Being The Forth Member of the 80's R & B group GUY (Though He was Never Seen)
  • Being The driver who took 2Pac to the hospital in vegas (1996)
  • Poked Slick Rick in the eye (Reason he wears a patch til' this day)
  • Grandmaser Jay gave "Spiritual Advice" to Bishop Eddie Long, Creflo Dollar & Benny Henn
  • In 1987, he told MC Hammer that baggies were better to dance in than Levis so he came up with hammer pants, he was an original dancer with the group but it was too many dancers on stage so he quit.
  • Was DMC champ 3 yrs in a row before Tony Prince created the DMC competition in 1985
  • He actually inspired LL's "Crush you like a jellybean" line when he crushed Cut Creators pack of jelly beans with his crate of records during a block party on Farmers Blvd in which he was the headlining rapper and Dj
  • in 1972 he bought DJ Kool Herc his first turntable right after he created the original blueprints for the SL1200
  • in 1975 he bumped into Grand Wizard Theodore's turntable, inventing the scratch
  • in 1989 He was on the cover of Big Daddy Kane's Album (It's A Big Daddy Thing) but you can't see him cause he's sitting in the car.
  • in 1989 he founded Interscope Records with Jimmy Iovine and Giorgio Saravia
  • in 2004 he started the Core DJ's
  • In 1987 Gives Ted Demme Idea for Yo! MTV Raps
  • in 1997 GrandMaster JayBreaks into someones house and is caught sleeping on his couch.
  • Grandmaster Jay was originally to play the lead role in Juice later given to Omar Epps. However he declined because of his tour DJ schedule with Milli Vanilli.....which he was later fired from for the whole..."Girl, you know its, girl you know it's, Girl, you know it's......" fiasco.
  • Pretending he is DJ Jazzy Jeff
  • Playing with low-end toy's
  • Any other random lies that have no truth in the world

 

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The dude and the product are a massive scam.

The Wikipedia page is funny. Read it before it gets deleted

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Master_Jay

 

 

DJ Grandmaster Jay is a DJ enthusiast who attempted to impersonate DJ Jazzy Jeff in order to sell low-end DJ products. DJ Grandmaster Jay promoted a product from BeamzDJ called the Grandmaster BeamzDJ

Grandmaster Jay is also known for:

 

  • Being the latest Top Gear's Stig
  • Teaching Funkmaster Flex about Mixtapes
  • The Hand Jive
  • The Creator Of The Holy Bible
  • The Creator Of the Ms Cleo Commercials
  • Being The Forth Member of the 80's R & B group GUY (Though He was Never Seen)
  • Being The driver who took 2Pac to the hospital in vegas (1996)
  • Poked Slick Rick in the eye (Reason he wears a patch til' this day)
  • Grandmaser Jay gave "Spiritual Advice" to Bishop Eddie Long, Creflo Dollar & Benny Henn
  • In 1987, he told MC Hammer that baggies were better to dance in than Levis so he came up with hammer pants, he was an original dancer with the group but it was too many dancers on stage so he quit.
  • Was DMC champ 3 yrs in a row before Tony Prince created the DMC competition in 1985
  • He actually inspired LL's "Crush you like a jellybean" line when he crushed Cut Creators pack of jelly beans with his crate of records during a block party on Farmers Blvd in which he was the headlining rapper and Dj
  • in 1972 he bought DJ Kool Herc his first turntable right after he created the original blueprints for the SL1200
  • in 1975 he bumped into Grand Wizard Theodore's turntable, inventing the scratch
  • in 1989 He was on the cover of Big Daddy Kane's Album (It's A Big Daddy Thing) but you can't see him cause he's sitting in the car.
  • in 1989 he founded Interscope Records with Jimmy Iovine and Giorgio Saravia
  • in 2004 he started the Core DJ's
  • In 1987 Gives Ted Demme Idea for Yo! MTV Raps
  • in 1997 GrandMaster JayBreaks into someones house and is caught sleeping on his couch.
  • Grandmaster Jay was originally to play the lead role in Juice later given to Omar Epps. However he declined because of his tour DJ schedule with Milli Vanilli.....which he was later fired from for the whole..."Girl, you know its, girl you know it's, Girl, you know it's......" fiasco.
  • Pretending he is DJ Jazzy Jeff
  • Playing with low-end toy's
  • Any other random lies that have no truth in the world

 

:rofl:

 

 

LOL Guy is a joke.

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just watched the videos, what the actual fuck :lol:

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