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My name is Daniel, I'm from South East London,

Niggas always ask me where I get my funds from.

Where I get my peas from? Where I get my stacks on?

Where I rest my head at? Where I pull my slacks on?

You better blast Klaxons if you acts wrong,

My assassins roll in black, strong, with some masks on.

Man said a mask ya na, so watch out when I'm masking up.

Coz I am not an arsehole nigga, I am just an arsonist.

I'll drink a glass of Arsenic - Spit it in your face,

I'm the man, you're the waste,

I'm the Fluid, you're the taste,

I'm the winner, you're the race,

and, once again, a wasteman,

Could never talk about me because I am from the master race.

I'm not a Nazi coz I'm nasty;

Flows in shape like Pilates, so why you wanna start B?

Man try lick me with Karate coz I told him I went raving with his Aun-tie..... o_O

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there once was a man called phil

who loved a beer and a pill

a line of coke

a spliff and a joke

and qpr were his team

to win the league was his dream

the blue and white hoops

a team full of troops

to beat the chelsea scum

and phil also liked rum

whisky plus brandy means fun

until theres a fight

it happens most nights

some people say that phil is scum

but hes a good lad

loves his mum and his dad

yes phil is bundles of fun

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flat eric, thats me ive never chapd for fundz

been on ebay but ive never listed none

but if i list 7 things does that mean ive chapd for fundz?

nah im just a wasteman who borrows p from mum

 

TELL 'EM AGAIN FAMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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I open my wings

I let him in

His hard stiff c*ck

I take the lot

Up my p*ssy

But im no hussy

Just passing the time

while i drink my wine and have a smoke its no joke

I am the queen of the deepthroat

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