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LOL at talking about spitting and not mention black males late teens to late 20's 

 

its the smokers i know that do it

foul

my friend at school used to spit a lot and she had this trick where she would spit one drop out but when it landed it was 2 drops

was pretty amazing but also disgusting (she was north african just for info)

 

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how do people have so much phelghm tho?

how is it possible?

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f*ck a tissue.

Look around and...

Footballer-blows-nose.jpg

Technique is immaculate

never been able to do this... goes all over my cheeks and lips

 

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tekkers all wrong

 

This is what happens when we try follow the way of the oyinbo, not knowing our tunnel noses are too big to perform such tricks.

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Talking about generalisations, i notice everytime i'm at a public cubicle i notice the oyinbo man does not wash his hands, i swear from my experiences 1/10 wash their hands, and then they give me that look as if i'm wierd for washing my hands after i piss. 

ahh bruv you no dem ones,,,

 

sometimes i make it blatantly obvious wen i catch a look they just rub down on ther shirt or jeans...

 

bruv the sink and dryer is just behind u uno...

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i linked 1 girl

 

we banged

 

she had to go toilet

 

i used the toilet after her (u no that after sex piss you need to do)

 

i go into the toilet to see 2 slices of tissue and a depth of yellow piss

 

i looked at it... looked in the mirror, then looked to the left and right and thought errrr wtf is the matter wiv dis girl ffs disgusting

 

i flushed it did my piss washed my hands went back to bed

 

 

 

 

(the girl was white)

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Talking about generalisations, i notice everytime i'm at a public cubicle i notice the oyinbo man does not wash his hands, i swear from my experiences 1/10 wash their hands, and then they give me that look as if i'm wierd for washing my hands after i piss.

Yep common tradition

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